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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
And if it lasts more than 4 years...
Too bad there isn't a pill for this affliction
And if it lasts more than 4 years...
ATD | At The Doctor's |
BFF | Best Friend Fainted |
BTW | Bring The Wheelchair |
BYOT | Bring Your Own Teeth |
CBM | Covered By Medicare |
CGU | Can't get up |
CUATSC | See You At The Senior Center |
DWI | Driving While Incontinent |
FWB | Friend With Beta Blockers |
FWIW | Forgot Where I Was |
FYI | Found Your Insulin |
GGPBL | Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! |
GHA | Got Heartburn Again |
HGBM | Had Good Bowel Movement |
IMHO | Is My Hearing-Aid On? |
LMDO | Laughing My Dentures Out |
LOL | Living On Lipitor |
"I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20."
"Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be long before $5000 will only buy a used one."
"If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous."
"Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter?"
"If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store."
"When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 29 cents a gallon.
Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage."
"Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys will be wearing their hair as long as the girls."
"I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more.
Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying 'damn' in 'Gone With The Wind,' it seems every new movie has either "hell" or "damn" in it.
"I read the other day where some scientist thinks it's possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the century. They even have some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it down in Texas."
"Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for $75,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn't surprise me if someday they'll be making more than the president."
"I never thought I'd see the day all our kitchen appliances would be electric. They are even making electric typewriters now."
"It's too bad things are so tough nowadays. I see where a few married women are having to work to make ends meet."
"It won't be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both work."
"Marriage doesn't mean a thing any more; those Hollywood stars seem to be getting divorced at the drop of a hat."
"I'm just afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business."
"Thank goodness I won't live to see the day when the Government takes half our income in taxes. I sometimes wonder if we are electing the best people to congress."
"The drive-in restaurant is convenient in nice weather, but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on."
"There is no sense going to Lincoln or Omaha anymore for a weekend. It costs nearly $15 a night to stay in a hotel."
"No one can afford to be sick any more; $35 a day in the hospital is too rich for my blood."
"If they think I'll pay 50 cents for a hair cut, forget it."
Observations on Growing Older.........
Well this is not a joke, but it is pretty true if you can recall as far back as the 50s. Comments made in the year 1957:
Just one.Cool, so how many submariners does it take to launch a torpedo? An' don't say it is classified
I guess I'm becoming an old grouch, but I've never found the "jokes" about how cheap everything once was to be funny.
It is just inflation and simple math.
Yes, I'm glad I'm not the only one. When someone says that a loaf of bread was only 15 cents in the old days, so many people oh and ah. I want to say "But it was a totally different currency. 1950 dollars are not the same as 2012 dollars."
I think the problem is that people have anchored their values in those decades-old numbers and neglected to update them for inflation.Yes, I'm glad I'm not the only one. When someone says that a loaf of bread was only 15 cents in the old days, so many people oh and ah. I want to say "But it was a totally different currency. 1950 dollars are not the same as 2012 dollars."