Ok, so MichaelB doesn't want to hear any more about politics (jokes or not) so let's see if I can bore him (and the rest of you) with some coronavirus jokes... OMG, after a quick search I can find a million of them...
It's like a pun-demic...
Ok,ok, here goes....
Anyone else's car getting three weeks to the gallon?"
"Never in my life would I imagine that my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth."
Q: Why do they call it the novel coronavirus?
A: It’s a long story…
Q: What types of jokes are allowed during quarantine?
A: Inside jokes
Q: What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany?
A: The wurst-kase scenario.
Nail salons, hair salons, waxing center and tanning places are closed. It’s about to get ugly out there.
I'll tell you a coronavirus joke now, but we'll have to wait up to two weeks to see if you get it.
Finland just closed its borders. You know what that means. No one will be crossing the finish line.
There's still no toilet paper in the stores. They’re wiped out and you’re s*** out of luck.
What did the man say to the bartender? I’ll have a corona, hold the virus. (
I've actually used that line several times in recent months, and I thought I invented it)