Retirement...

[Midpack]

And some of the others are hilarious All Designs

 

[Walt34]

Those are great!

Reminds me of a t-shirt I have (DW hates it) that reads "I do what the voices in my wife's head tell me."

 

[ls99]

I was given a T shirt many years ago, by a lady friend, wore it on my last day to w*rk, it says in large print:

I am the best there is, but I'm not available.

DW gets the giggles when I wear it nowadays.