An Englishman joins the foreign legion stationed in the desert and asks the Arab colonel what they do for sex. The Arab points to a camel. After 6 months, the man is so starved for sex he asks if he can borrow the camel. He takes the camel out a couple of miles to be alone with it. He comes back and says to the Arab man, “I don’t know how you guys enjoy this camel. I had the worst time making it cooperate.” The Arab says, “You had sex with the camel? No, we use it to get into town where all the women are.”