Don't know what the reults mean.............

[HFWR]

Height - 71.5"
Potty training - we don't need no stinkin' potty training
Credit card offers - recycling bin
Golf scores - astronomical
Weight - 160#
IQ - 126, I think
Net worth - with or without the house
Income - exceeds outgo
GMAT scores - 89 percentile?
SAT scores - 1070
Manhood - too small for a career in porn, but large enough to get me in trouble...

 

[Nords]

I guess I'm just not smart enough to understand these things.

I think they've been proactively leveraging their synergies through innovative cross-training and creative outsourcing...

 

[sgeeeee]

I think they've been proactively leveraging their synergies through innovative cross-training and creative outsourcing...

Obviously.

 

[riskadverse]

I'm waiting for JG and CFB to take it before I try . . . I need a challenge.

 

[TromboneAl]

In order to placate one of my acquaintences at their new job...Don't know what the reults mean

 

[laurence]

Height - 72"
Potty training - average
Credit card offers - DW won't let me see them
Golf scores - 115
Weight - 190-ish#
IQ - some on line test - 150, the score I got as a kid when they though I might be
"learning disabled" - 133
Net worth - between DW and I, ~350k and dropping (dang that housing market!)
Income - currently equals outgo (except for 10% in 401k), hoping to change that soon!
GMAT scores - Que?
SAT scores - 1050-1350 depending on how you let me count it.
Manhood - (sigh) I'm supposed to lie about this one, right? I've never been laughed at...

 

[justin]

SAT - 1520.

 

[youbet]

FIRE- YES!

Don't care too much about the rest of those phoney measurements.........

 

[Cool Dood]

hey Justin, you and me tied.

(ok, I guess I should at least respect grammar in a post about the SAT: "you and I tied" ... well, I got higher on math than on verbal, anyway )

 

[Texas Proud]

Hmmmm.. can remember but SAT in the mid 1300s.. but back when it was harder to get a good score.. (my neice got 1590.. got 800 on each section, but not at the same time)..

GRE.. first time 710, second 730 I believe..

IQ.. measure at 155 or 160.. not sure... took a Mensa test once and passed.. but do not know if it was an 'official' test or just a practice one...

Golf.. best score 89.. but it would not pass the rules... probably would be in the 110 range right now..

Bowling score... about 190 average

Manhood.. 'average'.. but it is enough for my GF (or she is nice and lies)..

 

[Gumby]

Woman: Who do you think you're going to please with that little thing?

Man: Me!

 

[justin]

hey Justin, you and me tied.

(ok, I guess I should at least respect grammar in a post about the SAT: "you and I tied" ... well, I got higher on math than on verbal, anyway )

Welcome to the 1500 club! I did better on the math too (800) vs. the verbal (720 - I missed 4 Q's : ). I always did hav a herd thyme with english, grammer, an spelin.

 

[astromeria]

Is testosterone required? How about just a little?

Height--5'5" and sinking
Weight--much too much, and I will have to confess it when we fly bush planes on safari next summer
SATs--Math was 776 (a memorable number), verbal was 760something or 780something, so ~1540-60
IQ--variously 142-150. I'm sure it's lower now (age? menopause? Lyme Disease? poor circulation? indulging my inner doofus?) Anyway, my effective IQ seems less coz my brain is apparently geared toward snarky comments, crossword puzzles, and Sudoku rather than anything useful :
NW--counting the house according to Zillow, $1.9M for DH & me. But I don't count the house since I'm planning to convert it into Senior Housing at some point. Still, hitting $2M will be satisfying and probably remove a touch of worry about minor details like health care.

LATE ADDITIONS
Golf...I've never played. But I often beat others at miniature golf
Bowling...haven't played in years, used to score in the low hundreds
Potty traiing--my mother claims to have trained us at age 12 months. That could explain a lot...

 

[HFWR]

I remember the SAT scoring "system" changing at some point in the past, so my score from 1971 might actually be higher!! Or is it lower...

Whatever, Harvard wasn't clamoring for my attendance...

 

[Cool Dood]

Welcome to the 1500 club! I did better on the math too (800) vs. the verbal (720 - I missed 4 Q's : ). I always did hav a herd thyme with english, grammer, an spelin.

Justin, we even got the same division of scores. It's too bad neither one of us is a chick!

So can I call myself a Visionary Philosopher too?

 

[Cool Dood]

astomeria, you skipped over the size of your manhood

 

[astromeria]

Comparably speaking, Dude, the only person interested in a 57-year-old woman's bra size is her SO (and her mammographer-)

 

[FinanceDude]

Comparably speaking, Dude, the only person interested in a 57-year-old woman's bra size is her SO (and her mammographer-)

Understood................

At one time, I WAS interested in Dolly Parton's bra size, but I digress..............wonder why I watched "Baywatch", to learn lifesaving techniques

 

[Sarah in SC]

Astro,
You ruined my whole theory about men and competition by getting in on that one! There goes a great scientific hypothesis that was surely Nobel prize worthy!
But I love the crack about bra size and the mammographer!
And hey guys...don't forget to compare the size of your TV!
Sarah

 

[FinanceDude]

Hmmmm.. can remember but SAT in the mid 1300s.. but back when it was harder to get a good score.. (my neice got 1590.. got 800 on each section, but not at the same time)..

GRE.. first time 710, second 730 I believe..

IQ.. measure at 155 or 160.. not sure... took a Mensa test once and passed.. but do not know if it was an 'official' test or just a practice one...

Golf.. best score 89.. but it would not pass the rules... probably would be in the 110 range right now..

Bowling score... about 190 average

Manhood.. 'average'.. but it is enough for my GF (or she is nice and lies)..

Good numbers.....................

Not going to post my numbers because "all advisors lie"...............

 

[justin]

Justin, we even got the same division of scores. It's too bad neither one of us is a chick!

That's cool, d00d.

 

[HFWR]

And hey guys...don't forget to compare the size of your TV!
Sarah

50"...

 

[justin]

32". The tv... the tv, folks.