I found the OP's post to be very amusing! Probably because it makes fun of old people, which is kinda who the majority of us are 'becoming", day by day., YES?
Tiptoe-ing into oldness is quite an enlightening journey. I remember my dad telling me once "getting old sucks", and my inner dialogue said "well, not me...". I am super-slowly (ha) joining the ranks of said old people! My only admission to joining the ranks so far is that it sucks to wake up. Not a simple endeavor for moi. If I had to do anything of consequence upon awaking, like move fast, I'd....fail.
My mother, who is *super-old* (always 24 years on my horizon and something I can not or will not focus my eyes on), now lets out sighs and gasps and holds on for dear life when I am driving and she is a passenger...and I am simply driving the speed limit.
Tiptoe-ing into oldness is quite an enlightening journey. I remember my dad telling me once "getting old sucks", and my inner dialogue said "well, not me...". I am super-slowly (ha) joining the ranks of said old people! My only admission to joining the ranks so far is that it sucks to wake up. Not a simple endeavor for moi. If I had to do anything of consequence upon awaking, like move fast, I'd....fail.
My mother, who is *super-old* (always 24 years on my horizon and something I can not or will not focus my eyes on), now lets out sighs and gasps and holds on for dear life when I am driving and she is a passenger...and I am simply driving the speed limit.