Damn you make a great straight man. Did REWahoo put you up to this?
FOR SALE: One slightly-used fully-functioning set of TV Ears "Single-Cabinet Wireless TV Speaker" including all accessories in the original packing. Local pickup on Oahu only. I paid $112.60 and it'll cost me another $10 or so to mail it back, so I'd be happy to receive $100 cash. PM or e-mail me if you're interested.
The rest of the story:
Spouse doesn't have any hearing problems, but she prefers to watch TV with headphones to keep the house's noise level down. She's been using an old 1990s 27" Panasonic CRT that fit comfortably into the wall unit. About 18 months ago its picture started glitching so we quickly found a 27" Samsung replacement on Craigslist for $50. The seller's house was dim, filthy, smelly, and disgusting (as was the seller) so as soon as we verified that the Samsung worked we got it the heck outta there. We brought it home only to see that the Panasonic was behaving again, so we put the Samsung in a corner until the Panasonic broke hard. It hasn't happened yet.
Yesterday we were happily ripping old electronics out of our wall unit (see the
"Simplifying Saturday" post), we'd hooked up the TV Ears speaker box, and we had everything working. Then spouse decided that she'd rather have the speaker box in the (now nearly empty) wall unit instead of next to her recliner. That required some rearranging and realigning of the TV Ears' transmitter with the speaker box. While I was doing that, spouse noticed that the Samsung had a headphone jack on its front panel. She asked "Could I just switch to the Samsung and plug my headphones right into the jack instead of the TV Ears with the Panasonic?"
Well, duh. Not only does that work just fine (with a 25-foot cord) but it also turns out that the Samsung is a 1080i "HD ready" flatscreen. Compared to her old Panasonic, spouse feels as if she's won the lottery. It's also a much better electronics package, so I was able to get rid of the RF amp. The analog coax cable comes out of the wall, goes into the TiVo, and feeds the signal into the TV. I'm pretty sure that we're using a lot less power back there, but I'll have to gather data with my Kill-A-Watt for a while to verify that claim.
We discovered that both VCRs have died, but if necessary we have a smaller TV in the familyroom with an integrated videocassette player. I also have a DVD player stashed in a drawer, ready to plug into the Samsung, if she should ever decide to watch a DVD. I suspect by the time she got to that point (in another decade or so) we'd be streaming movies right off the Internet anyway.
So spouse's search for the Holy Grail of static-free headphones is over. The TV Ears works great but she doesn't need it when the signal is easily accessible from the headphone jack on the front of the TV with no connector losses.
Now our front lanai looks like we've robbed a pawnshop. The old Panasonic is going on Freecycle tomorrow morning and if no one wants the TV Ears then I'll mail them back later this week...