"Welcome aboard the Costa Fortuna!" ?!? Is that how much this is gonna costa? Is this some kind of bad Groucho Marx joke with a fake Italian accent?
What will we do if she gets drunk in the lounge one night and insists on using the karaoke machine?!?
However this would explain the recent surge in people falling off cruise ships-- they're actually jumping overboard.
Do I really want to know how you found out about this? Is it scrolling on your Bloomberg?