Go ahead, make me cringe.
OK, OK, enough with everyone's PMs & e-mails, here's our list:
1. Locate all windows in the house and be ready to shut them-- especially the west-facing one in the stairwell that needs a stepladder for those two days a year when the rain comes from the west instead of from the northeast. This year you should probably shut them all in January whether you think it's necessary or not.
2. Look for your socks. They're probably wherever you put them last February. Or maybe they're still in the laundry basket, waiting until you have an entire load of socks.
3. Look for your long-sleeve t-shirt. You pulled it out of your t-shirt drawer last May to make more room for your tank tops.
4. Make sure you have a good drawstring tie in the waistband of your sweatpants. (They're 25 years old and the elastic waistband is no longer elastic.) They're only used once or twice a year, so the drawstring may have rotted again like that unfortunate incident in the winter of '06.
5. Buy a box of hot chocolate mix. Check the long-range weather forecast-- we might need two boxes.
6. Get the Vellux "blanket" out of the closet and put it by the foot of the bed for easy access.
7. Put the drywall cover back in the bedroom ceiling access hatch to the attic-- the cover you pulled out last April to let the hot air rise into the attic for a chimney cooling effect.
8. Remember to take your camera to Costco this week for a photo of those new decorative LED icicle lights that everyone's buying for the "cool" Christmas look.
9. Get out the car manuals and figure out where the dashboard defroster buttons are. You know, those switches with the wavy things on them. See if they work. Try to figure out how you can tell whether they're working.
10. Run the car's A/C thermostat up to 82 degrees to burn the dust off the heating coils.
11. Get both cotton/poly blankets out of the guest bedroom closet and lay them on the bed for those cold winter mornings when the recliner is just too breezy for watching TV.
We had one morning last year where the temperature hit the dew point at 55 degrees. I had my feet propped up on my desktop computer tower to keep the blood circulating.
We used to have a 1980 Plymouth Champ with an automatic choke that failed shut. A new choke was something obscene like $600, so we just ran it without the choke. It would start rough on one or two January mornings, but it was fine the rest of the year.
Now that I'm getting older, I appear to be losing my thermal insulation. That first dive into the shorebreak is physically painful until my core temperature drops to match the surface temp. I still need to buy a long-sleeve high-neck 3mm neoprene wetsuit jacket for surfing. My rash guards and neoprene tank top just aren't going to cut it when the surf dips down into the low 70s. In another couple years I might buy those five-toed reef socks to keep my feet warmer, too...