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No, not the Microsoft Bing search engine, this is from Stanley Bing, a writer for Fortune Magazine. He suggests a baker's dozen "retiree jobs" for those of who lack the self-entertainment gene and realize "years and years of unbroken leisure can grow stale real fast."
A couple of examples of his job suggestions:
A couple of examples of his job suggestions:
Retired? Stanley Bing has 13 job recommendations. - Jun. 17, 2009"Before" picture model
Artisan-cheese taster
- Job description: Appear in variety of media looking miserable, showing off your worst attribute, unless you're concealing something even more deplorable.
- Qualifications: Look like hell, be willing to show it.
- Compensation: Antimodels make big bucks, even if they can't walk down a runway without tripping!
In some cases it's hard to tell a cheese that's turned from one that's just naturally stinky. But it's an all-important question for those seeking to charge $18 a pound for it.
- Job description: Must taste all kinds of cheese without gagging and be capable of giving appropriate response. Certain cheese-related jargon is required, such as use of the terms "aroma esters," "coulant," and "morge." Fair knowledge of mold is also advisable.
- Qualifications: A working nose and somewhat pretentious mien. Ability to drink wine while nodding for a long time without falling over.
- Compensation: Quite good for those who ascend to the party circuit; all the cheese you can eat (often with bread, crackers, and fruit).