I know you are being facetious, but just to drag this out . . .
Each share of stock represents a claim on current and future earnings of a corporation. If we assume that the present and future earnings of those companies aren't affected by what people paid for the stock yesterday, then my shares also haven't changed in their ultimate value.
Of course, the >price< of the stock, today and in the future, is whatever a buyer is willing to pay for that share of future earnings. As of today, that has dipped a bit, so if I need to sell today I'll get less. But, if I don't need to sell today, or soon, it is irrelevant. In a mark-to-market world, I've lost something. In a "what I get when I sell them" world, I haven't.
Those inflating bolivars don't ultimately represent a claim on anything. I see that as the difference.