You Know You're Getting Old When........

You know you are getting old when ....

... you try to sneek out of bed in the morning to let wifey sleep - but your knees and bones pop and crack so loud it wakes her up.
 
You start reading the obits every day.

You haven't been carded in a while - and if you get carded, it makes your [-]day[/-] [-]week[/-] [-]month[/-] year
 
you are offered a senior discount 10 years before you should even qualify - at the very earliest! :(

But... maybe that's not such a bad thing, after all.
 
When you give up arguing - and conceed to your younger(58) sister - maybe the Pats have good football team.

heh heh heh - not even gonna say wait til next year - maybe next year.
 
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