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05-29-2023, 09:32 AM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
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Location: Texas: No Country for Old Men
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05-29-2023, 04:44 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Eastern WV Panhandle
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Ah, teaching incentives:
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When I was a kid I wanted to be older. This is not what I expected.
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06-01-2023, 09:59 AM
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Full time employment: Posting here.
Join Date: Mar 2019
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Actually a true story (but funny)
Back in the late 1970s I was working in a department where our director had a strict clean desk policy. He used to walk around stating "A cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind!"
Now, we were a bunch of technical people, almost all with advanced degrees. We thought the policy was pointless and insulting. So, one day after the director had left, one of my coworkers put a note on his desk:
"If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, then what is an empty desk the sign of?"
Unfortunately, the director's secretary found it the next morning before he got to the office and removed it. Probably a good thing as he had no sense of humor and probably would have spent the next week trying to find the perpetrator.
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06-01-2023, 10:30 AM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
Give me a forum ...
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Independence
Posts: 7,123
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WELL my friends ...Unfortunately, the cost of living has finally affected me financially.
In order to offset the extra cost for food, electricity, gas etc. I have a need to make some extra money on the side...it is what it is.
So here’s to my new venture!
So...I am now proud to announce that I am selling ADULT TOYS. I hope no one will feel embarrassed to ask for them. I have all kinds, sizes, and styles according to your needs. I can send pictures and dimensions etc. Just ask. Discretion is guaranteed!!
Ask for yours anytime. I have everything listed below:
-Walkers
-Wheelchairs
-Oxygen tanks
-Walking sticks
-Adult diapers
-Teeth glue
-Heating pads and more
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"Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible." Dalai Lama
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06-02-2023, 11:40 AM
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Recycles dryer sheets
Join Date: Jul 2019
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Llama laughter
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06-02-2023, 11:42 AM
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Recycles dryer sheets
Join Date: Jul 2019
Posts: 406
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All Aboard!!!
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06-16-2023, 11:14 AM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Join Date: Oct 2019
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I suspect she doesn't like the fiancee!
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06-16-2023, 03:05 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Eastern WV Panhandle
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I see other people out there climbing mountains and zip lining and jumping out of airplanes and here I am feeling good about myself because I got both legs through my underwear without falling over.
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When I was a kid I wanted to be older. This is not what I expected.
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06-16-2023, 03:30 PM
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Recycles dryer sheets
Join Date: Mar 2020
Location: Somewhere Cold
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 Quote:
Originally Posted by Chuckanut
Keeping on the math theme:
There are 10 kinds of people in the word. Those who understand binary and those who don't.  |
Keeping on the math (nerd) theme:
There are two types of people in this world:
1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
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06-27-2023, 10:04 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Flyover country
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Saw this wonderful poster outside a barbershop today.
Imagine Kim Jong Un with a Donald Trump haircut:
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I thought growing old would take longer.
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06-28-2023, 02:50 PM
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Recycles dryer sheets
Join Date: Mar 2020
Location: Somewhere Cold
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Frustrated with his golf game a player signed up for a short series of golf lessons with his local pro.
Several weeks after he had completed his final lesson, he told his pro that he was now totally frustrated with golf and that he was going to throw his golf equipment into the nearby lake and then jump in the lake and drown himself!
The pro said that he was very sorry to hear how frustrated the player had become with golf.
“I don’t think you’ll drown, however,” the pro said. “You can’t keep your head down that long!”
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07-03-2023, 10:56 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
Give me a forum ...
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Independence
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We're selling our triplex and gave the tenants a week notice that we would be coming through with a photographer. None of the pictures taken were usable - thanks tenants.
However, we didn't end up with any of this kind of picture - thank heavens! Scroll for the disasters:
https://terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/
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"Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible." Dalai Lama
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07-04-2023, 10:47 AM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Spending the Kids Inheritance and living in Chicago
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Quote:
Originally Posted by calmloki
We're selling our triplex and gave the tenants a week notice that we would be coming through with a photographer. None of the pictures taken were usable - thanks tenants.
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Can you state what I get to look forward to ?
I'm thinking mess, dirty, mess.
I'm glad I have photos of my place after renovations, while it was empty.
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Fortune favors the prepared mind. ... Louis Pasteur
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07-04-2023, 12:05 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Independence
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We're also using interior pictures from the past when the various units were clean and empty. One guy tenant has been there since 2007, another for the last 4 years, so I'm not really too incensed. Just stuff. lots of stuff. It keeps coming in and doesn't go out, so it piles up and the dust settles on the layers...
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"Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible." Dalai Lama
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07-08-2023, 04:38 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: West of the Mississippi
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The best humor always contains a bit of truth:
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Comparison is the thief of joy
The worst decisions are usually made in times of anger and impatience.
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07-11-2023, 07:29 AM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Texas: No Country for Old Men
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Numbers is hard
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07-19-2023, 01:50 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Flyover country
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I thought growing old would take longer.
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07-28-2023, 04:52 PM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Join Date: Oct 2019
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Were all getting older.
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07-31-2023, 10:06 AM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Join Date: Mar 2018
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To get an annoying song out of your head, pretend you're riding a horse, Like a Rhinestone Cowboy.
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"If James Bond was an Amish spy, he would drink buttermilk. Shaken, not churned."
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07-31-2023, 10:14 AM
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#420
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Join Date: Apr 2012
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I am trying to form an elite hide-and-seek team. Unfortunately, good players are hard to find.
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FIREd date: June 26, 2018 - "This Happy Feeling, Going Round and Round!" (GQ)
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