It's funny joke Thursday! - 2021
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^^ Hey, that's just Volume 1 for "The Warden".
harley
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Speaking as a card carrying grammar nazi (small "n"), that's the funniest thing you've ever posted.
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Eggcorns R Us.
Leo1277
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- What's the name of the French Secretary of Transportation?I guess the new infrastructure money will come in handy.
- De Tour.
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The local nudist colony just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says:
"Clothed Until Further Notice"
The sign on their gate says:
"Clothed Until Further Notice"
Car-Guy
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A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentlemen,"What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?" The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash them. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
Well, the woman was so impressed; she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
No", she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."
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Leo1277
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Czechoslovakia was broken up because the Slovaks don't trust Czechs. They prefer cash.
Car-Guy
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This one has been around the block a few times in one form or another... A guy wins the big Powerball lottery.
A reporter asks him, “What are you going to do with the money?”
He replies, “I am going to spend the first half on women, booze and fast cars.”
“What about the second half?”
“Oh, I am probably just going to blow that.”
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Seems to be a trend here denigrating women (dumb blond jokes) and ethnic minorities. I realize the mods don't want to be the politically correct police, but I think this trend reflects poorly on the forum as a whole.
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