Something for you fishermen to consider...

[cute fuzzy bunny]

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=qw1115096581273B223

 

[Martha]

Nothing compared to big head carp in the Mississippi:

http://www.conservation.state.mo.us/conmag/2004/07/20.htm

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

I think I have my new tag line...

"You may be having a rough day, but at least you havent been hit by a large Asian carp"

Not as good as the bumper stickers the new england aquarium sold a few years ago. A little picture of a moray eel with the tag "At least you werent eaten today".

That sticker with its highly amusing alternate meaning found its way to many a bumper...

 

[haha]

Nothing compared to big head carp in the Mississippi:

WOW, this is my kind of fishing. Minimim of foreplay before we can get down to the eating part.

Mikey

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Sure, mount a small flamethrower to the front of the boat and just stand there in the middle of it with your mouth open...

 

[haha]

These carp even are high in Omega -3 oils. Can you beat that?

M

 

[TromboneAl]

As if adding insult, the carp will leave slime, blood and excrement on everything it touches.

Sounds like a roommate I had in college.

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Good one!

 

[Martha]

Size matters

http://physorg.com/news4042.html

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

So size matters, but if you can get in and outta there quick with regular gear you're a-ok?

Got it.

 

[haha]

Since gonopodium size is highly variable among livebearing fish species — ranging from less than 20 percent of the body length to more than 70%.

Damn Martha, why did you have to bring this up? This is a pretty high bar for us human men to clear.  To be well endowed, sounds like we would need about 4 feet  
Mikey

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

I suppose I could fold it...

(you knew it was coming, and you probably guessed where it was coming from...)

 

[unclemick]

Mikey

Four feet would certainly draw a crowd in a nudist colony.

Quid pro quo - so the fish equivalent of hooter's is

 

[Martha]

Nothing compared to big head carp in the Mississippi:

http://www.conservation.state.mo.us/conmag/2004/07/20.htm

I know, a very old thread. But the asian carp continue to make their way up the Mississippi, wreaking havoc.

Invasive Asian carp found in Mississippi north of Iowa border - TwinCities.com

Bighead carp can grow to 100 pounds or more, with silver carp typically a bit smaller. Silver carp, however, leap out of the water when alarmed by the sound and action of engines and propellers and
have injured boaters throughout the central United States.

 

[REWahoo]

Crap! Carp!

 

[Notmuchlonger]

Wonder how they taste BBQ or deep fried.

 

[Texarkandy]

Heard about this one on the scuba forums:

Florida Diving: Spotted Eagle Ray Kills Keys Tourist

Went to Key Largo last fall (07) & saw several just under the surface while cruising out to the reefs one day - none leaping out of the water though! - the boat Capt said he's seen it though.

 

[CuppaJoe]

Wonder how they taste BBQ or deep fried.

The crap or the carp?

 

[Westernskies]

Wonder how they taste BBQ or deep fried.

Best carp recipe I have ever tried:

Fillet, marinate overnite in soy sauce and garlic, then place on a clear cedar board, cover with onions, garlic, celery and potatoes. Add salt and pepper to taste, maybe a dash of liquid smoke. Roast in a slow oven (around 275degrees) for 2-3 hours until cooked thru. Then throw the carp away and eat the board.

 

[saluki9]

The crap or the carp?

bout the same