I'm back.
The conference only spanned 29 hours (all day Thu plus Fri morning) but at when I was invited I felt obligated to maximize the opportunity presented by USAA's free plane ticket.
So on Wed night I went out to County Line BBQ with the conference organizer. It was just the two of us-- I thought I'd be the only one who was jet-lagged, but some weather or aircraft snarl on the east coast delayed almost everyone else until nearly midnight. Then we went back to the hotel bar, met the rest of the group, and started the pre-conference socializing. Some bloggers (not me!) continued that event until just four or five hours before the start of the 8 AM working breakfast.
Thu night was another USAA-provided dinner at Paesano's. That was our best chance to go one-on-one with the staff, and I had a good long talk with Scott Halliwell. He is most worthy of being entrusted with your financial portfolio.
We finished with Paesano's around 9 PM and adjourned back to the hotel bar for "a few minutes". There was a rumor of a 2 AM Alamo pilgrimage (not me!) and the conference reconvened at 8 AM.
The conference ended Fri lunch. I did two book signings (Fri & Mon afternoons). REWahoo! put me up at his (very nice!) house on Fri & Mon nights. We had a small E-R.org chapter meeting Sat morning at the Alamo Café with Arif plus one of my distant cousins who works at USAA.
Because I just didn't feel busy enough, on Sat afternoon I drove over to Houston for a hit&run visit with my daughter. (I'll be back in Oct for a proper E-R.org gathering.) We hung out the rest of that day, and then at 5:30 AM Sun she dragged me down to the 9/11 Travis Manion 5K "fun" run with the rest of the NROTC unit. (I can attest that Texas patriotism is alive & well.) We spent the rest of the day running errands and with her friends, but she finally finished all her chores by 9 PM and let me go.
The Mon morning drive back to San Antonio was brutal. Fatigue was beginning to catch up with me, and the penalty for inattention at [-]80[/-] 75 MPH in Texas is a lot more severe than at 55 MPH in Hawaii. (Luckily the Houston/Austin/San Antonio triangle has at least three excellent classic-rock radio stations.) I did the book signing and then went out to dinner with REWahoo! & his spouse. By the time we got back to his house I'd had quite the week.
I'd planned to arise at 2:45 AM Tue for the drive to the 5:45 AM flight, because Google claimed REW's house was 50 minutes away. It turns out that if you don't actually get moving until 3:30 AM you can still make the trip in under 30 minutes. I also learned that the airport doesn't really staff up until 4:30 AM and that TSA lines are very short when you're the day's second customer. But then both planes broke at their respective gates for 30 minutes each, giving me plenty of time to ponder where I'd be sleeping that night.
While USAA's plane ticket was free, I don't think I care to ever again fly that LAX-HNL leg. Next time I'm paying for a direct flight to San Antonio (assuming it exists). Heck, I'd even fly direct to Houston and drive to San Antonio to avoid the HNL-LAX redeye.
I got good answers to all of USAA's questions, and they're in the three blog posts linked below. Let me hit the high points here:
- USAA has one of the best working environments I've ever seen. If you have to have a job, this is the place to do it. This is true for anyone but most especially for military veterans. I'm not looking for a job, but if I was then I'd even be willing to put up with San Antonio just for the experience of working at USAA.
- USAA favors service over profit margins. They practically run the place as a non-profit because that's what it is: an association of members grouping together for cheap insurance. Even the financial side (banking, credit cards, investments) is run as a member benefit for their insurance customers. BTW anyone can enjoy the benefits of USAA's financial services, while insurance membership is open to "all who have served honorably".
- Their media campaign is paid for by reducing the direct-mail program. Oddly enough media is working far better than direct mail, both for existing members as well as new ones. Better still, the tone of the ads is causing new members to behave to a higher standard than some of the existing members. (Search YouTube for USAA and you'll see how the "I got mine" theme resonates.) So overall the marketing costs are the same, but per-customer acquisition costs are down and the customer quality is rising.
- I mentioned the USAA ESOP and was greeted with laughter. (They don't seem to have one.) Employee incentives are based on service, not revenue or volume.
- Two bloggers (plus a few hundred Facebook posters) managed to change USAA's mind about business checking. We'll see how they follow through.
- Their 9/11 commemoration included tissue boxes under the chairs, and we needed them. M.J. Sweeney was one of the speakers-- she's been at USAA since her 2003 retirement. That event is going out over the Pentagon Channel this week and may be on YouTube by now.
The financial guys are developing the retirement calculator from hell which will also integrate all of a member's accounts from other institutions. I think it'll work out. They're a little overimpressed by Monte Carlo, but I handed out copies of the book and pointed them to FIRECalc. I'm also continuing the conversation with them, so you may see one or two pop up on this board to discuss the finer points of retirement financial forecasting.
Overall, while I can't always tell when I'm being lied to, I think I'm pretty good at detecting equivocation. All of these guys love what they do and they believe in their mission. Several of the bloggers were also at last year's conference and had a similar epiphany experience.
It turns out that USAA's underwear vending machine isn't an employee-overtime issue. It's for people who "forgot" their workout clothes for the fitness center. USAA doesn't mind handing out free exercise shorts & t-shirts along with the towels & shampoo, but they figured the members would draw the line at spending our premiums to provide free undies...
USAA’s underwear secrets | Military Retirement & Financial Independence
Answers to USAA’s questions | Military Retirement & Financial Independence
More news from the USAA Blogger Event | Military Retirement & Financial Independence
I probably have two more USAA [-]fanboy[/-] posts in the hopper-- one to discuss the retirement calculator's evolution, and another to list the bloggers' websites.