Corona Virus Limericks Anyone ?

[sheldon cornped]

There was an old dame from Nantucket
Who knew she'd never kick the bucket
When she caught Corona disease
She was ever so deceived
That she felt she'd been played like a puppet

 

[timo2]

There was a young lady from Verona
Who no longer could smell an aroma
She put bleach in a pie
To better purify
And ended up in a coma

 

[bjorn2bwild]

With Covid in science we trust
Fake news spins truth into dust
Which side you believe
Will expose the naive
Let knowledge proceed as it must

 

[MissMolly]

She heard you could use disinfectant
Just apply as a normal injectant
She felt a small pop
Her COVID did stop
Her disease is no longer expectant

 

[audreyh1]

Add em if you have em...

There was young maid from LaFrance
Who grew tired of social distance
So she took off her mask
And breathed her last gasp
Covid ended her lonely existence

Hmm - I think I have to pronounce LaFrance, distance and existence in French for that to rhyme. LOL!

 

[Support Admin]

There once was a man from DC
Who said, We’ll beat this virus, you’ll see”
He suggested inject Clorox or Lysol
To kill the invisible enemy et all
Now he’s framed his online diploma as an md

 

[RobbieB]

There spoke a man from DC
There's plenty of tests I can see
They're beautiful tests
For myself and my best
But nothing for you or for me

 

[Nemo2]

No politics we'll see
But only from thee
We have the podium
So we'll define odium
Which, as you know, will set you free.

 

[gauss]

DW came up this one for National Limerick Day.

On Tuesdays we gather on zoom,
From backyard to family room;
Pour your wine, gin or beer,
Or whatever brings cheer,
Together we'll dispel some gloom.

-gauss

 

[RobbieB]

Of covid there's just too much fear
You can't let anyone near
not even your wife
as you fear for your life
Even though she brought you some beer.

 

[Earl E Retyre]

There was a FIRE man named Robbie
Who was known for his “blow that dough” way to spend monie
Staying home all day
Made him go Limericks Crazay
And now we can only hope he is all done-ee

 

[bjorn2bwild]

I picked up a snack down in Wuhan
Not bad with the grey colored Poupon
I started to cough
At first just one off
But now I'm out flat on the futon

 

[camfused]

The once was a virus from Chiner
We initially thought was minor
It got stronger each day
Much to our dismay
And it made us all stay more insider

 

[like2]

Nurses, Doctors, Store clerks, and Drivers
If it weren't so dangerous
we'd give you all high fivers

 

[like2]

Spirits are lifted
As Freedom is regifted
Though south of the border
My belly has drifted

 

[michelek]

There was a FIRE man named Robbie
Who was known for his “blow that dough” way to spend monie
Staying home all day
Made him go Limericks Crazay
And now we can only hope he is all done-ee

No way. Robbie’s limericks have won our home game score so far. ***Can someone start a poll?***

Robbie is actually priceless!

 

[Earl E Retyre]

No way. Robbie’s limericks have won our home game score so far. ***Can someone start a poll?***

Robbie is actually priceless!

Agree - i was obviously joking.

 

[Winemaker]

We changed the meaning of quarantine.
It used to mean isolate the sick.
Now healthy people are sight unseen,
And we're longing for the way it's been.
Man, this is one bad trick.

 

[bjorn2bwild]

The poets here might like the challenge of cracking the top 25 in this years limerick competition.
Though prize winners will need to read their limerick live in Ireland. Any topic.
Last years winning limerick -


While I fancy myself as a bard
Reciting a Limerick is hard
This poem’s a mouthful
My talent so doubtful
That I fear I’ll be mentally scarred


https://limericksfest.wixsite.com/limerickliteraryfest/competition-1

 

[John Galt III]

ahem. Clears throat. * There was this new thing covid-sars * That ended your love affair with bars * But one thing you can say * Without much dismay * Is man there are way fewer cars *

 

[MichaelB]

It started as a virus blitzkrieg
And filled us all with intrigue
8 straight weeks spent at home
Led to isolation syndrome
Now everyone’s got COVID fatigue

 

[bjorn2bwild]

Oh no, I had a limerick earworm on my long run today -


Went foraging for food down by Wuhan
I gassed up the trusty old Poulon
Came down with a crack
Then out came my sack
Should make for some batty good bouillon

 

[bjorn2bwild]

What a funny little bird a bat are
From jungle to kitchen, a tasty tartare
Tender and juicy
A tropical sushi
Now lets try camel, at the mid east bazaar

 

[bjorn2bwild]

A challenge to science this corona V-2
Call it SARS not Covid whatever you do
This microscopic speck
Of genetic defect
From the wild to humans, a nasty Wuflu

 

[jasg]

Regarding research into antibodies in llamas...

There once was a gaucho named Bruno
Who said screwing is something I do know
A women is fine
A sheep is divine but
A llama is numero uno