Corona Virus Limericks Anyone ?

[Nemo2]

There once was a boy from Daytona
Who thought he had caught the Corona
His temperature rose
He got COVID toes
And can no longer run at Pamplona

Excellent!!

 

[Moemg]

I used to have fun
but with covid there is none
so I try to enjoy the time
by sipping fine wine

 

[like2]

How come none of the limericks rhyme with Nantucket in them?

Challenge accepted!!

There was a man in Nantucket
wore his mask so long
He wanted to chuck it

But he knew if he did
He’d get the Covid

By golly, that virus can
Suck it.

 

[sheldon cornped]

There was an old hermit named Dave
Who had a young thing in his cave
She was minus one lung and slightly depraved
But think of the money he saved

 

[RobbieB]

There was a young man from Nantucket
No fear of the virus, he said "shuck it"
So he partied with friends
all the way to the end
His remains now reside in a bucket

 

[audreyh1]

My girlfriend said I had some nerve
she slapped me and called me a perve,
it wasn't a pass
I was not being crass
merely trying to flatten the curve.

Good one!

 

[RobbieB]

For an end to corona there's hope
but lot's of the people say nope
they know it's a lie
and they're ready to die
hang themselves if given enough rope

 

[RobbieB]

The covid is costing a lot
taken all of the things that we got
we're poor as a mouse
and we're loosing the house
so we're gonna get drunk as a sot

 

[sheldon cornped]

There was a fine poet named Robbie
Who took to rhyming as a hobby
When he contracted the flu
He knew not what to do
When the clinic said "wait in the lobby"

 

[RobbieB]

To enter you must have a mask
to complete such a small easy task
as getting some food
if your in the mood
six feet is all that we ask.

 

[Alan]

In lockdown I put on some weight,
Because of the food that I ate,
So I bought a bike,
Went out to hike,
Still heavy, I guess it’s just fate.

 

[Nemo2]

There was an old man with Covid,
Spent his nights sequestered watching El-Cid,
Then Hur, Ben
Over and over again
Until his impressions of Heston were lucid

 

[MichaelB]

There was a girl named Verona
Who loved all the boys from Pamplona
They all did the task
But none wore a mask
And now they all have the corona

 

[MichaelB]

A randy boy went on vacation
But was forced into self isolation
He had lots of purell
And handled himself well
Inspired by computer animation

 

[Alan]

Warning: Contains references to English sport

The boy stood in the Covid ward,
playing a game of cricket.
A germ shot up his trouser leg,
and stumped his middle wicket.

 

[RobbieB]

Just sittin' here writing this rhyme
Cause I got all sorts of time
Can't do what I want
No places to haunt
But otherwise I feel just fine

 

[Nemo2]

Sheltering-in-place
Is Amazing, said Grace
But Self Isolation
Can Morph into Damnation
If you can't bear to look at your face.

 

[RobbieB]

We've got this big covid recession
And serious human depression
Go get a shiney new toy
and find some long needed joy
play like a kid and get child regression

 

[MichaelB]

The teens wanted no social distance
Their hormones overcame all resistance
They shed virus all night
Satisfaction and delight
But now there’s a baby in existence

 

[sheldon cornped]

There was an old doctor named Fauci
Who to some could appear quite grouchy
When asked about masks
He said can't you remember?
Get ready for homeschool in September

 

[MichaelB]

Corona was such a fun beer
All the partiers held it quite dear.
Then the virus stopped by
And the brand said bye bye
‘Cuz now all it does is cause fear

 

[Janet H]

A frugal young man named Buffett
Saved pennies and lived by a budget
Now his shiny NetJets
Fly Masks on pallets
From Asia to good ole' Nantucket

 

[RobbieB]

The covid just keeps getting worse
I swear it's like we've been cursed
Starts like a cold in your head
Two weeks later you're dead
Then they take you away in a hearse

 

[MuirWannabe]

There once was a girl from Nantucket
She had no TP for her bucket.
That’s alright she said
For tomorrow we may be dead
I’ll use my hand and say f*ck it.

I apologize in advance to anyone offended. It’s impossible for me to write a limerick without using Nantucket.

 

[RobbieB]

This covid is making me sad
when it's over I'm gonna be glad
Just stuck here at home
all alone and unknown
Cause what was big fun now is bad