Coronavirus Humor

[tfudtuckerpucker]

My contributions

 

[candrew]

To tell the truth, I was a little dismayed, as the constant memes and jokes about C-19 on my FB feed are getting a bit much, and all seem a bit silly.

Then I doubt you'll care for this one either Mate!

 

[Koogie]

Some people will stoop to anything to make a buck. And some people will believe anything they're told..

 

[Walt34]

Shamelessly lifted from another site:

 

[braumeister]

And just in case there are still some lingering doubts about the adequacy of your TP stockpile, here's the calculator you were looking for:

How much toilet paper?

 

[audreyh1]

Paranoia has reached absurd stages...

I sneezed in front of my laptop and the anti-virus started a scan on its own.

Good one!

 

[audreyh1]

Seen elsewhere:

Tom Hanks and his wife Rita Wilson are quarantined in Australia with coronavirus. Once again, Tom is stranded on an island with Wilson.

Another good one!

Except more like a continent.

 

[calmloki]

Got tested should be good to go.

It's good that you have so much positive going on in your life!

 

[Nemo2]

 

[Callitaday2022]

For the one you love...

 

[street]

It's good that you have so much positive going on in your life!

LOL! Well, if I do get the virus I shouldn't have any pain from it with all the other stuff I'm on.

 

[starry night]

Coronavirus Rhapsody

 

[TrvlBug]

I Scored Some TP at my Costco...

 

[blueskyk]

CV cupcakes - what to do once you've scored flour, sugar, eggs

 

[Rianne]

Great! Shared with family and friends.

 

[Fermion]

I sort of accidentally made a humorous comment to my wife related to the virus.

We just got back from the woods and I mentioned checking for ticks, cause...wait for it...you don't want Corona with Lyme.

 

[frayne]

I'm getting to the point where the humor isn't so humorous anymore, this is an unmitigated disaster.

 

[jollystomper]

Related to the perception that celebrities and athletes get favored treatment for virus testing:

A new COVID-19 testing lab has opened up. You need to bring 2 forms of picture ID, and a printout of either (a) your IMDB.com page or (b) your Basketball-Reference.com page.

 

[Janet H]

I spent last night making masks for the local hospital (they are out). As I was trying to learn something about what fabrics might be best I found this which now strikes me as bordering on gallows humor - still any chuckle in a storm.

 

[CaptTom]

I'm getting to the point where the humor isn't so humorous anymore, this is an unmitigated disaster.

Well, the thread title pretty much tells you what you're gonna get. Don't click here. For me, humor is a great way to get through this, and to keep in touch with friends and family. You never need an excuse to share a joke.

We just got back from the woods and I mentioned checking for ticks, cause...wait for it...you don't want Corona with Lyme.

Yeah, both myself and a close friend's son have gone through a course of antibiotics after tick bites in the past week. So far no sign of Lyme disease in either of us, but that hasn't stopped me from making the obvious Corona and Lyme jokes.

Bring 'em on!

 

[MissMolly]

 

[RetireBy90]

Is This Your Panic Room ?

 

[Dash man]

 

[Nemo2]

For the hoarders:

 

[harllee]

I am loving this thread. Laughter is great medicine. Thanks to everyone who is posting.