Worth it just for the best headline of the year

[cute fuzzy bunny]

But also good for seeing how abjectly stupid some people actually are.

Watermelon-eating dog prompts stabbing - UPI.com

 

[haha]

Think substances might have been involved?

Ha

 

[Free To Canoe]

Thanks for the laugh! Sounds like a candidate for the Darwin Awards.
My dog eats watermellon.

Free to canoe

 

[harley]

Think substances might have been involved?

Ha

I don't know. Most substances that induce that kind of stupid also tend to make you lay down and go to sleep. I suspect genetics.

 

[W2R]

If an assault with injury occurred would he have the option of not pressing charges? Maybe he just didn't want his brother to go to jail on these charges, and this was the only way to keep that from happening.

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Man shoots himself in arm after being denied sex - Yahoo! News

Come on guys, we've all been there right? You get shot down, so shoot yourself?

 

[bbbamI]

I wonder if he was right-handed or left-handed.....

 

[crazy connie]

Man shoots himself in arm after being denied sex - Yahoo! News

Come on guys, we've all been there right? You get shot down, so shoot yourself?

I saw this earlier today and confirmed in my mind that there are folks amongst us who are too stupid to be allowed to breed!

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

I'm debating whether it'd be a benefit or not to teach dumb people better marksmanship.

 

[CCdaCE]

Man shoots himself in arm after being denied sex - Yahoo! News

Come on guys, we've all been there right? You get shot down, so shoot yourself?

I wonder if he was right-handed or left-handed.....

Brings new meaning to The Stranger.

-CC

 

[Notmuchlonger]

I wonder if he was right-handed or left-handed.....

Perhaps he is ambidextrous.

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Thats a much hotter trait in women than in men.

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Cow Costume Woman Michelle Allen Jailed For 30 Days For Causing Havoc In Middletown, Ohio When Drunk | World News | Sky News

 

[bbbamI]

Brings new meaning to The Stranger.-CC

maybe he should have read that first before shooting himself. Ah, who am I kidding, he's a tough guy, right?

 

[Nords]

Thats a much hotter trait in women than in men.

Cow Costume Woman Michelle Allen Jailed For 30 Days For Causing Havoc In Middletown, Ohio When Drunk

Are we still talking about hot chick traits?

Or is where we should insert an "udder disaster" punchline?

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

I'd say something about being horny, but then I'd probably have to shoot myself in the arm.

 

[Khan]

Are we still talking about hot chick traits?

Or is where we should insert an "udder disaster" punchline?

Local news person actually used "udder disaster" in reporting this story.

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Suburban gang's rise unnerves authorities

Okay, just read the article...

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

And from an AP story...

"It's a giant changing of the subject," said Jenny Backus, a Democratic strategist. "The problem is the messenger. If you want to start throwing fire bombs, you don't send out the fluffy bunny to do it. I think people don't take Sarah Palin seriously."

Bunnymania is hitting its stride...

 

[bbbamI]

So, does this mean you're going from Fuzzy to Fluffy?

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

I've always been fluffy. Fuzzy just played better in the focus groups. Plus I got hit on by fewer newbie guys with Fuzzy vs Fluffy.

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Fail!

Skinny-dipping tailgater accused of kneeing cop | MiamiHerald.com

 

[Sarah in SC]

More information I didn't need to know!
So do you suppose that gang ran their name past a focus group or two?

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Fail, and...whoa....BIG fail!

Strong-arm robber in Mich. ends up $30 in the hole - Yahoo! News

6-Year-Old Scares Off Would-Be Burglar - News Story - WRC | Washington

Couple of guys who need to reconsider that nice safe job at Mcdonalds.