Old one..
A man gets up early Friday morning and gets dressed. Goes downstairs to the garage and gets his fishing and camping gear and throws it in the truck. His wife wakes up and comes down as he's pouring coffee into a thermos and asks what he's doing.
"I took the day off, thought I'd go up to the lake this weekend and get some fishing in."
"But honey, I've hardly seen you at all this month. Between work, your golf and poker games with your friends on the weekends, and my work schedule, I've only had you for 15 minutes to myself. I've got a better idea! Why don't you come back to bed with me. You can tie me up and do whatever you like" she said seductively.
He walks over to her and kisses her passionately, picks her up and carries her upstairs to the bedroom. He throws her on the bed and opens the closet door grabbing a the rope from the naughty bag of pleasures.
he proceeds to grab her wrist, tying it to the bedpost, moving around the bed doing the same to both ankles and her other wrist, rubbing her body with an urgency and courseness that turns her on knowing a hot sweaty session that is long overdue.
Once she's tied up, he walks over to the dresser, grabs his hat and heads for the door.
"What are you doing?! " she cries out in uncertainty and disbelief.
"You said if I tied you up I could do whatever I wanted to..... I'm going fishing, see you on Sunday "