BI-MIX NUMBER 9
(tune is Love Potion No. 9)
I went to the MD office, to score blue pills,
You know, that men’s sex clinic, up in Cherry Hill.
They’ve got a practice that serves guys really fine,
And seven little bottles of … Bi-Mix No. 9.
I told ‘em that I had a floppy dick.
It started ‘way back in 2006.
Doc looked at my Johnson and he made the ‘OK’ sign.
He said, “What you need is … Bi-Mix No. 9.”
Doc bent down, turned around, and gave it a flick.
He said, “I’ll inject it right here in your prick.”
He’s gonna what? – in my what what!
I felt the stab; I felt the push; I got firm dick!
My shaft got so hard it felt like steel,
I finally had an iron rod that felt so real,
But when I made my girl squeal,
Four hours at a time,
She broke my little bottle of … Bi-Mix No. 9