140 year old lobster.......

If they put him in the East River, he's all but dead and not edible after either.
 
I hope he makes out better than what I imagine happened to Bob:

Freed lobster makes waves - Minnesota Daily

"Pity Bob the lobster. Spared from a boiling pot in Denver and set free in Boston Harbor, he might be cooked anyway. First, he lost a claw on the flight east. Then, his well-meaning rescuers left his other claw bound shut with a rubber band when they dropped him in the ocean."
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