OK, everyone relax and take a deep breath. We're going to put this story to rest with science.
Well, maybe not science
per se, but with a
scientist at least. And not just any scientist, but the eminent and illustrious Sir Isaac Newton, no less.
Old Ike gives us until 2060, so we can continue our foolish ways for another 47 years at least.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Newton%27s_religious_views
Whew! That's a relief!
Wait, did I say scientist?
Well, Ike was certainly that, as well as an incredible mathematician, but it's not quite as well known that he was also a certifiable nut job in the religious and alchemical spheres. So you might want to take his "prediction" with a sizable grain of salt.