TromboneAl
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So, I'm going running on the beach today and a woman smoking a cigarette says,
"If you see a guy in a leather jacket down there, tell him I have a f%$#ing urgent appointment."
So I say "Got it, I'll tell him you have a 'f%$#ing urgent appointment.'"
The beach is totally deserted, but I finally come to the guy in the leather coat, and I say "I have a message for you are you ready? The message is 'I have a %$#ing urgent appointment.'" He gives a little nervous laugh and says "OK."
On the way back, I see the guy still hunting for rocks, but I decide not to get involved. I did notice that this guy was kind of back to nature type, and the woman was more of a biker chick.
When I get back, the woman is gone. But, sure enough, I see a biker dude in a leather jacket. I gave him the message, and he wasn't happy that his girlfriend had left.
That first guy must have thought I was crazy.
"If you see a guy in a leather jacket down there, tell him I have a f%$#ing urgent appointment."
So I say "Got it, I'll tell him you have a 'f%$#ing urgent appointment.'"
The beach is totally deserted, but I finally come to the guy in the leather coat, and I say "I have a message for you are you ready? The message is 'I have a %$#ing urgent appointment.'" He gives a little nervous laugh and says "OK."
On the way back, I see the guy still hunting for rocks, but I decide not to get involved. I did notice that this guy was kind of back to nature type, and the woman was more of a biker chick.
When I get back, the woman is gone. But, sure enough, I see a biker dude in a leather jacket. I gave him the message, and he wasn't happy that his girlfriend had left.
That first guy must have thought I was crazy.