Cougar loose in Chicago

I always thought there were PLENTY of Cougars on the prowl on Rush Street........:)
 
Was it Barbara Walters?
 
Dirty old men!
From the Urban Dictionary: Cougar
(see also hunt, prowl, corner, pounce). Noun. A 35+ year old female who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a swanky bar in San Francisco (or other cities)waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. "Man is cougar's number one prey"
 
Dirty old men!
From the Urban Dictionary: Cougar
(see also hunt, prowl, corner, pounce). Noun. A 35+ year old female who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a swanky bar in San Francisco (or other cities)waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. "Man is cougar's number one prey"

I didnt know the urban dictionary meaning until yesterday. Sounds like a lot more fun than the zoo animal.

I always thought there were PLENTY of Cougars on the prowl on Rush Street........:)

Isnt this area also in the "Viagra Triangle"?

Should have tasered it!

Couldnt - the thing was jumping 6' high fences from yard to yard and acting erratic, and charging the police. I think they shot it from a safe distance.

Was it Barbara Walters?

Maybe, the complete autopsy report isnt in yet, - preliminary report said that the Cougar was wiild and not domesticated.
 
Lookup 'haguar' in the urban dictionary.

See also:

Snow Leopard 1 up, 4 downUnlike the older, more abundant cougar, the snow leopard is rarely seen. Snow leopards are those truly gorgeous, head-turning young females that seem to hang out at Starbucks, the trendy nightclubs, the gym and your fantasies.
 
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