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SteveR said:Looks like some rules for this are in order.
Only sex between consenting humans.
No farm animals, exotic reptiles, or members of the rodent family are allowed.
If you paid for it, it don't count.
Sex my yourself does not count.
Sex with an inanimate object does not count.
Sex with a species outside of the solar system does not count.
Sex in your sleep does not count.
Sex you cannot remember does not count—This includes drug or alcohol induced memory loss or memory loss due to finally being aware of gross physical appearance deficiencies in the partner you ended up with last night.
As a result of this poll, the US government has announced it will now impose a sex tax. It is called the Screw You Tax and is being promoted as the “screwing you will get for the screwing you got.” Monitoring devices will soon be implanted with a pay as you go system to assure compliance.
Okay, zero...