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Not sure whether this belongs here or in the immigration thread....
A Texas couple, both real-life rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed".
They told the doc what they wanted, and explained to him that it was important they have this done since neither of them spoke Spanish.
Obvously puzzled by this statement, the doc asked, "What does the fact you don't speak Spanish have to do with not wanting to have more children?"
The husband replied, "We don't think it would be fair to have another child and not be able to talk to it."
Even more puzzled, the doc said, "Why do you think you wouldn't be able to talk to it?"
"Well," said the husband, "they said on the news that one out of every ten children being born in North America was Mexican."
Not sure whether this belongs here or in the immigration thread....
A Texas couple, both real-life rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed".
They told the doc what they wanted, and explained to him that it was important they have this done since neither of them spoke Spanish.
Obvously puzzled by this statement, the doc asked, "What does the fact you don't speak Spanish have to do with not wanting to have more children?"
The husband replied, "We don't think it would be fair to have another child and not be able to talk to it."
Even more puzzled, the doc said, "Why do you think you wouldn't be able to talk to it?"
"Well," said the husband, "they said on the news that one out of every ten children being born in North America was Mexican."