An 80-year-old Italian goes to the Doctor for a check-up.
The Doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and as sharp as a tack;
“How do you stay in such great physical and mental condition?”
“I'm Italian and I am a golfer,” says Frank, “and that's why I'm in such good shape.
I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways.
I have a glass of vino, head to the topless beach and all is well.”
“'Well' says the Doctor, “I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it.
How old was your Father when he died?”
"Who said he was dead?"
The doctor is amazed. “You mean you're 80 years old and your Father's still alive.
How old is he?'
“He's 98 years old,” says Frank. “In fact he golfed
with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk
and had a little vino and that's why he's still alive. He's Italian
and he's a golfer, too.”
“Well,' the doctor says, “that's great, but I'm sure
there's more to it than that. How about your Father's Father? How old
was he when he died?”
“Who said my grandfather's dead?”
Stunned, the doctor asks, “You mean you're 80 years old
and your grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?”
“He's 116 years old,” says the Old Italian golfer.
The doctor is getting frustrated at this point,
“So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?”
“No, No he couldn't go this morning
because he's getting married today to a lady he picked up at the topless beach a few months ago and started dating.”
At this point the doctor is close to losing it. “Getting
married? Why would a 116 year- old guy want to get
married?
“Who said he wanted to?”