Because he checked "Use Invisible Mode" under Edit Options in his User CP.
The Black Bunny rides again.....
Because he checked "Use Invisible Mode" under Edit Options in his User CP.
I am posting the following here because I know of no other more suitable thread.
The following was the word of wisdom I found in a fortune cookie after a meal at a Chinese restaurant. It read verbatim,
"First they ignore you, then they attack you, then you win." - Anon.
My personal favorite (been carrying it in my wallet for about 5 years) - "You are going to have some new clothes".
The Black Bunny rides again.....
Reminds me of David Allen Grier and Kim Wayans comedy routines in the 1980s "In Living Color".
Alan:
That reminds me of a true story from my high school years.
Friend of mine was parked across the street from a Circle K mini mart. He saw a classmate that he didn't like illegally purchasing beer and called the cops. He had a good chuckle as his classmate was busted. As the cops drove away so did my friend, who was immediately pulled over for drunk driving.
No, you just can't fix stupid.
Truths For Mature Humans
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear
your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing is worse than that moment during an argument when you
realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I
know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person
died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment when you know
that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I
don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I
want to save any changes to my ten-page document that I swear I did not make any
changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer
when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday
night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod
and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to
prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and
you can wear them forever.
22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still
not know what time it is.
23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car
keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the
Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button
from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every
time!
24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the
first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to
realize that their brain is also important.
CRYSTALLOGRAPHIC MONEY THEORY The hypothesis that money is a crystallization or condensation of time and free will, the two characteristics that separate humans from other species.
DESELFING Willingly diluting one’s sense of self and ego by plastering the Internet with as much information as possible. (See also Omniscience Fatigue; Undeselfing)
FRANKENTIME What time feels like when you realize that most of your life is spent working with and around a computer and the Internet.
GRIM TRUTH You’re smarter than TV. So what?