It's funny joke Thursday! - 2021

[FIREarly]

+1

hahaha why didn't we think of that as a kid

 

[Car-Guy]

 

[Car-Guy]

 

[Car-Guy]

Last one for today....

 

[FIREarly]

Last one for today....

+1... hahaha

Chuck Norris counted to infinity... TWICE!!

 

[CoolRich59]

 

[Out-to-Lunch]

asdf

 

[Car-Guy]

 

[Car-Guy]

 

[Car-Guy]

 

[Car-Guy]

 

[REWahoo]

Why I love MarketWatch:

 

[FIREarly]

+1 hahaha, light potty humor!

 

[Car-Guy]

And the not so funny.....


After my prostate exam, the doctor left.
Then the nurse came in.
As she shut the door, she whispered the three words that no man wants to hear;

“Who was that?”

 

[Car-Guy]

Scene from The Wizard of OZ 2021

 

[ls99]

Above all, must be seated comfortably!

 

[Car-Guy]

 

[braumeister]

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[Dtail]

And the not so funny.....


After my prostate exam, the doctor left.
Then the nurse came in.
As she shut the door, she whispered the three words that no man wants to hear;

“Who was that?”

Ah you might be assuming that the doctor was a man.....

 

[Car-Guy]

Superbowl Joke time


With all the beer commercials during the Superbowl, why doesn't Corona advertise?


Because it's already gone viral.

 

[Car-Guy]

The only way it would happen.



What would the Houston Texans do if they ever won the Superbowl?

They could finally turn off their copy of Madden NFL.

 

[Car-Guy]

A friend of mine has two tickets for the Super bowl. He didn't realize when he bought them that this would be the same day as his wedding - so he can't go


So if you're interested and want to go instead of him. It's at St James's Church at 3pm. Her name is Susan. She will be the one in the white dress.

 

[Car-Guy]

Why do all of the referees check their voicemail immediately after the Super Bowl?

So they can hear someone say "no missed calls"

 

[Car-Guy]

Surprised to see an empty front row seat on the 50 yd line at the Super Bowl, a diehard fan remarked about it to the man sitting nearby.

"It was my wife's," the man explained, "but she died."

"I'm very sorry," said the other man. "Yet I'm really surprised that another relative, or friend, didn't jump at the chance to take the seat reserved for her."

"Beats me," he said. "They all insisted on going to the funeral."

 

[Car-Guy]

The last one for today


What do you call a room full of grown men crying in their beer while watching Super Bowl LV on a big screen TV?

The Patriots