maddythebeagle
Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
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- Jun 15, 2005
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Maddy the Turbo Beagle said:
cube_rat said:
TromboneAl said:The blue ring around uranus is caused by producing green waste.
C'mon guys, 20 minutes and no bathroom jokes? Am I the only one with a 12-year-old's sense of humor?
BigMoneyJim said:I'm disappointed, too. If I had more caffiene I might come up with...um....
Edit: See, I haven't had enough caffiene...the pic I attached only turns the water blue while you're cleaning.
Edit 2: And now I double-attached the image! Oops. I'll try not to post until I'm more awake.
Gpax7 said:OK. so serious question....
thefed said:It's blue because I was eating blueberry ice cream and I'm lactose intolerant!
cube_rat said:Potty mouths unite!
Where's that fuzzy bunny? He's been awfully quiet lately.
Gpax7 said:OK. so serious question....I have an oak tree in my yard that is about 14 inches in diameter and 50 feet high. Tall and narrow because of another bigger oak close to it . Has a natural bend toward the house and it needs to come down now. So in addition to hooking a small truck and a rope to provide a directional bias for the fall, how do I cut the base of the tree? Notch it where? Cut it through where?
Get a reputable tree service - I use one that have tree climbers with ropes - kinda like a tarzan deal - fun to watch - they'll cut from the top down - you can end up with firewood if you ask - hopefully you have a fireplace - in some parts of the country that firewood could almost pay for the service. Here to cut a tree down like you got could BE between $500 - $1000 - GET SOME QUOTES then make them compete for the job - best to do tree work in the dead of winter when things are dead - cheap cause like business is dead.Gpax7 said:OK. so serious question....I have an oak tree in my yard that is about 14 inches in diameter and 50 feet high. Tall and narrow because of another bigger oak close to it . Has a natural bend toward the house and it needs to come down now. So in addition to hooking a small truck and a rope to provide a directional bias for the fall, how do I cut the base of the tree? Notch it where? Cut it through where?
Laurence said:I think we need to award you a prize for the most sincere yet completely off the wall post most unrelated to the thread subject ever! This makes me think of 3 dimensional space and two lines that will never cross but aren't parallel...mebe we make you a trophy of that...
cube_rat said:There's a hidden correlation in his post. oak tree.. uranus... oak tree..removal...uranus...oak removal...space.... your anus...
I've pondering on this subject all day