retire@40
Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
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The ***** message doesn't seem to be catching on just yet
Neither did Betamax.
The ***** message doesn't seem to be catching on just yet
The er status forum is down for maintenance. Should we have an er status forum status forum?
I was wondering the same thing and decided no. We can always use the ER forum to keep track of the er status forum, right?
The er status forum is down for maintenance. Should we have an er status forum status forum?
Jim...what do we do if the status forum status forum goes down?
Quis custodiet custodes ipsos?
That's easy, we'd post a watchstander with a logbook and a pair of sound-powered headphones to report status every 15 minutes. Of course we'd have to have supervisors spot-check the watchstander's performance every four hours on a random basis not to exceed three hours between checks.Jim...what do we do if the status forum status forum goes down?
That's easy, we'd post a watchstander with a logbook and a pair of sound-powered headphones to report status every 15 minutes. Of course we'd have to have supervisors spot-check the watchstander's performance every four hours on a random basis not to exceed three hours between checks.
And the department heads would have to file weekly surveillance monitoring reports on the supervisor's spot-checks.
Don't worry, Naval Reactors will ensure that the COs & XOs keep an eye on the DHs. They'll even send their staff over for surprise inspections!
I would like to apologize for the forums who lost data over the past few hours. We experienced a hard drive failure on our main database server. This was an unfortunate incident that could not have been avoided by either our host or our administrators.
We've done everything we can to recover the data, unfortunately most of the data was recovered corrupt. Forums that weren't moved to the new server will be reverted to a prior backup. Any non-existent forums will need to be re-created.
We have taken measures to stop such service interruptions, as well as the slowness/downtime you have been seeing over the past few weeks. We will be using a clustered network solution, in case of one server failing there will be others to take its place. Therefore, what happened last night will never be able to happen again.
We expect to have the network upgrade completed by Monday, July 23rd. The new server network --which sets the stage for our phpBB3 release-- boosts total redundancy in almost all areas, increased processing power for faster load speeds, and a 24/7 backup system in place to make sure your data is always safe. In addition, we will have the backup mod online within a few days so customers can safely download a forum backup to their computer.
Again, we apologize for any inconvenience. We value you as a customer and look forward to providing an even better service after the network upgrade is completed.
Thank you for your understanding and support.
Dang I hope that Kaiser covers removal of the tongue from ones cheek...
The bad news: They'll probably remove the wrong cheek.