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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
Well, I don't know about that...but I'm sure they'd call you "sur".....I'm so old I'd probably get a surcharge in a brothel.![]()
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Well, I don't know about that...but I'm sure they'd call you "sur".....I'm so old I'd probably get a surcharge in a brothel.![]()
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When you're not quite 'over the hill', but you know the brakes aren't going to hold.
When I was very young, in the '70s, I knew an elderly couple who lived across the street from Grace Slick. They were so funny pretending they didn't quite know who she is and describing the people who come and go at her house.
When I kicked those kids off my front lawn, finishing with," ... and stay off."
I'm so old I'd probably get a surcharge in a brothel.
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I thought 30 to 50 to be the 'awkward ages': too old for young stuff, too young for old stuff.
When I had to scroll my mouse wheel more than 2 times to enter my birth year on websites that require birth date registration![]()
You mean when the hot young chicks smile at you sweetly and call you "Sir"?
Or when you involuntarily sigh as you sit down and grunt as you struggle to stand up?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
The more I work out, the younger I feel. The nice thing about elder exercise is that you can discern the results much more quickly.
If you want to feel young again, go visit your friendly neighborhood rehab/PT clinic. Or the senior center. Or a homeless shelter. I always leave these places with a spring in my step and a more realistic perspective on my alleged "problems".
I especially enjoy sparring taekwondo and watching my teen opponent panting in exhaustion at the beginning of the third (his final) round. Unfortunately it doesn't happen as often as my ego can handle.
As for the hot young chicks, I now bestow upon them a special smile that I'd never have been able to get away with in my 20s. It's delivered with plenty of eye contact and an expression that says "Ah, if you only knew how to do what I know how to do..."
How old are Pete Townshend & Roger Daltry now?
It's one of the reasons why the surf instructors are always smiling...I somehow suspect that the "know how to do" part has nothing to do with hanging a ten, or does it?