Don't Touch that Vaccuum Cleaner

[MasterBlaster]

News Flash !

CapeCodTimes.com - Police arrest man for car-wash vacuum sex

 

[bbbamI]

What a hose-head!

 

[TromboneAl]

Let me be the first to say: That sucks.

 

[REWahoo]

Kinky sex....

 

[Urchina]

That's some hickey, sugar.

There was a girl at college that we called the "Hoover." Her handiwork (mouthwork, actually) was something to see. Her boyfriend was only too eager to show it off. Ugh.

 

[bbbamI]

Her boyfriend was only too eager to show it off. Ugh.

Everywhere?

 

[samclem]

I wonder if he fed it a steak dinner and a box of chocolates first?

 

[Sarah in SC]

Urchina, I must say it took me several moments to realize you were talking hickeys. I mean, weren't you?

 

[bbbamI]

I wonder if he fed it a steak dinner and a box of chocolates first?

How about jewelry?

 

[Urchina]

Urchina, I must say it took me several moments to realize you were talking hickeys. I mean, weren't you?

Yes, Sarah, I meant the hickeys.

Though come to think of it, they both had a bit of exhibitionist in them, since we actually *saw* the hickeys (and some of them were normally covered by clothing). I never saw one actually being given, thankfully, but apparently there was a demonstration one night at a party. Large quantities of alcohol were probably involved.

 

[Westernskies]

News Flash !

CapeCodTimes.com - Police arrest man for car-wash vacuum sex

but he got off...

 

[TromboneAl]

...it would have been a stiff sentence, since he was a hardened criminal.

 

[FinanceDude]

...it would have been a stiff sentence, since he was a hardened criminal.

Are you appearing in Vegas this week?

 

[FinanceDude]

His day really sucked, I bet.

 

[bbbamI]

This thread is hard to swallow.....

 

[FUEGO]

WTf - "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum"?? Shouldn't this be classified as prostitution technically - it wasn't a favor since he undoubtedly put a few quarters in the slot for payment.

 

[Achiever51]

WTf - "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum"?? Shouldn't this be classified as prostitution technically - it wasn't a favor since he undoubtedly put a few quarters in the slot for payment.

Hard times in Saginaw. Some car washes offer free vacuums.....

 

[FinanceDude]

This thread is hard to swallow.....

Not if you are a vaccuum..........

 

[Westernskies]

..., I'm sure the judge will issue a gag order on this one.

 

[Westernskies]

 

[HFWR]

I'd always heard that someday we'd have talking appliances...

What's the old saying? Suck, baby, suck; blow is just a figure of speech...

 

[FinanceDude]

What's the old saying? Suck, baby, suck; blow is just a figure of speech...

 

[freebird5825]

in 3 parts now...

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