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Old 05-16-2007, 12:06 PM   #1
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Heh, a Falwell eulogy

Couldn't resist sharing what Jesus' General put up at


"Jerry Falwell saved me.

I didn't know I needed saving at the time. I had a top-rated television series, money coming out the wazoo, and the ability to show sizzling-hot porn on a video monitor I had mounted in my stomach. You can't imagine how popular that made me with the guys. Yes, I said guys. You see, my name is Tinky Winky, the formerly-purple teletubby, and I am a recovering homosexual....

...Suddenly, I felt a hand grabbing my ass, and turning around, hoping to see Velma or Dora, I was face to face with Bob the Builder, who quickly leaned forward and slipped me some tongue. I was surprised at first, then angry for a brief moment, and finally very excited as I found myself hungrily returning Bob's attention by twisting his screwdriver. Everything's a blur after that, except for the part that involved the Snuffleupagus and felching--you never forget something like that--but of one thing I was certain, I had been recruited into their lifestyle...."



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Re: Heh, a Falwell eulogy
Old 05-16-2007, 12:11 PM   #2
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Re: Heh, a Falwell eulogy

After the credits roll... you never see what's happens next.
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