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Puns about poop are not my favorite, but they are a solid number 2.
Found in the personal section of a local newspaper. It read;
Man with Corona virus seeks woman with lime disease.
So let me get this straight. I go to the grocery store and buy a pound of sliced ham wrapped in plastic, a loaf of bread in a plastic bag, a gallon of milk in a plastic jug, a pack of napkins wrapped in plastic, a Greek salad in a plastic container, a plastic bottle of mustard and a plastic bottle of ketchup. They won't give me a plastic bag to carry it home in because plastic is bad for the environment
Will trade 3 rolls of toilet paper and a sealed 50 count Clorox wipes for a '68 Camaro.
Toilet paper is 2-ply.
Because of the possible shortage of TP please start using both sides before flushing.
Because of the possible shortage of TP please start using both sides before flushing.
It's truly not funny when walking into the store and seeing empty shelves when you need TP!!!
It's truly not funny when walking into the store and seeing empty shelves when you need TP!!!
Because of the possible shortage of TP please start using both sides before flushing.
That could work with this site's LBYM philosophy.
British folks are folders while Americans are bunchers.
There are two kinds of people, those who fold and those who crumple TP. Some claim typically 9 sheets per.