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Old 02-12-2019, 09:51 AM   #4661
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I always wanted to be somebody. I guess I should have been more specific.
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An irony: duct tape should not be used on ducts, though it is useful for other purposes.

You don't believe this? See: https://servicechampions.com/why-duc...eal-air-ducts/
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An irony: duct tape should not be used on ducts, though it is useful for other purposes.

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Wow. Plus, it was originally called duck tape!
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Did you know the chicken is the only species of animal that eats with its pecker?
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