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A fiftyish woman suffers a massive heart attack. While she is in extremis being operated on, she has a close to death experience and sees God.
She asks Him if it is true that she going to die.
God answers: "Not at all, you´ve still got 30 or 40 years left on you!
When she comes to from the anaesthesia she tells herself that, since she is in a hospital and with such a long life ahead of her, she might as well use this oportunity and undergo all sorts of plastic surgeries and leave the hospital a stunning sexy young woman.
When she is just leaving the hospital and out in the street, anticipating all the fun the new her is going to have, she is run over by a bus.
Back at the same hospital -and again under surgery- nothing can be done for her and she dies.
Whe she sees God at the Pearly Gates she demands angrily: But what the f*** is this? Didn´t You tell me a couple of months ago that I had almost 40 years left?
God, terribly embarrassed, says: Yeah Yeah....But I swear I swear....I DIDNT RECOGNIZE YOU´---!!
She asks Him if it is true that she going to die.
God answers: "Not at all, you´ve still got 30 or 40 years left on you!
When she comes to from the anaesthesia she tells herself that, since she is in a hospital and with such a long life ahead of her, she might as well use this oportunity and undergo all sorts of plastic surgeries and leave the hospital a stunning sexy young woman.
When she is just leaving the hospital and out in the street, anticipating all the fun the new her is going to have, she is run over by a bus.
Back at the same hospital -and again under surgery- nothing can be done for her and she dies.
Whe she sees God at the Pearly Gates she demands angrily: But what the f*** is this? Didn´t You tell me a couple of months ago that I had almost 40 years left?
God, terribly embarrassed, says: Yeah Yeah....But I swear I swear....I DIDNT RECOGNIZE YOU´---!!