Stuttgart, Germany (AHN) - A 65-year-old woman is facing charges of mutilation after she was caught mutilating her dead husband's penis so she could "pickle it as a souvenir of their marriage."
According to a report by The Sun, the woman was identified as Uta Schneider of Stuttgart, Germany, reportedly used a butcher's knife to sever the member at a local hospital.
Schneider then wrapped the penis in a foil and put it inside her lunch box to take home. A nurse saw what she had done and called the guards to arrest her.
Uta was married to 68-year-old Heinrich for 35 years and said she wanted to keep her husband's best asset.
She told the police, "It was his best asset and gave me so much pleasure. I wanted to pickle it for eternity. He would have wanted it. We called it his joystick. I wanted it to remember him by."
According to a report by The Sun, the woman was identified as Uta Schneider of Stuttgart, Germany, reportedly used a butcher's knife to sever the member at a local hospital.
Schneider then wrapped the penis in a foil and put it inside her lunch box to take home. A nurse saw what she had done and called the guards to arrest her.
Uta was married to 68-year-old Heinrich for 35 years and said she wanted to keep her husband's best asset.
She told the police, "It was his best asset and gave me so much pleasure. I wanted to pickle it for eternity. He would have wanted it. We called it his joystick. I wanted it to remember him by."
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