Let’s see... I was the:
-Market Researcher, who at this first job forgot to enclose the survey forms with the letters to target respondents
-Student Tutor, who was so absent-minded that she’d forget tutoring sessions
-Student Computer Programmer, who was paid minimum wage but enjoyed churning COBOL programs
-Financial Analyst, who hated doing the budgets and instead enjoyed the backup A/P function of writing collection letters and making collection calls
-EDP Auditor, who got fired from being so dejected after being dumped by her boyfriend
-COBOL/IMS programmer, who dreamt of learning CICS and DB2
-COBOL/VSAM/CICS programmer, who didn’t really get the hang of CICS
-COBOL/IMS/DB2 programmer, who loved working with DB2
-IT Consultant, who loved paid bench time but (alas!) got laid off after the Y2K boom
-IT Business System Analyst, who kept taking client/server and web classes but was kept working mostly on legacy systems
Now I am an:
-IT Specialist, who’s ironically really a generalist, knowing a little of a lot, enough to be dangerous