Here's how you know we don't have children: all our names are people names!
Grace (border collie)
Jane (border collie)
Anna (border collie)
Petey (border collie)
Carl (small brown auxiliary dog)
And the cats, Hokey, Henry, Harriet, Jinx and Minx.
And the sheep Emma and Tess.
But I've been thinking we should have named one of the BCs Shadow, because as Cycling Investor already knows, the BC posse follows you around the house, yard, wherever, like you are their king!