Sorry, Charlie

[REWahoo]

Charlie Sheen hospitalized for 'severe abdominal pains'

Rumor has it that's what it feels like if your schwantz rots off...

 

[Sarah in SC]

I was more worried about Jimmy Buffett's recent hospitalization, but fortunately he was released from the hospital after falling from a stage during an Australian performance and being knocked unconscious. My beer drinking background music is safe, for now!

 

[Bestwifeever]

Coincidentally, from this morning's paper: