Any Funny Dating Stories to Share, Family or Yours?

There might be one or two....but since I enjoy this forum I shall refrain from posting said photos as they would be considered naughty....:angel:

Whcih is why I can't really post a lot of my own personal "dating stories"..........:cool:
 
I got plenty of bridges where I live. The car pic is cool....but, let me guess, no photos of the actual event captured for all eternity?
Only the booking photos, right?

And are they still married?
Um, no. Barely made it three years. I think she transferred out of the next duty station before he did. Their surprising [-]lack of disclosure[/-] antipodal opinions on this event barely scratched the surface of what they later officially documented as "irreconcilable differences".

What surprised me was how the ranks were divided. Over 2/3 of the guys thought I should've kept my mouth shut. About 7/8s of the spouses/girlfriends thought my spouse should've kept her mouth shut.* Apparently there are marriages out there being run differently than the one spouse and I have stumbled into. And clearly everyone forgot that during moments of extreme stress, junior officers have this unfortunate tendency to blurt out the truth.

Most of the guys didn't want to know where their spouses went on Ladies Nights, either. Yet I can't think of an easier way to get a spouse in the mood, so to speak. And all you have to do is get back home before they return, too.

* These were the same women who cut my spouse out of the herd at a beer-soaked multi-family BBQ & lawn party, six months after we married, and ruthlessly interrogated her on her shore-duty pregnancy plans. Next day I learned "someone" had let a rumor get started that submariners were usually rendered sterile from radiation exposure...
 
In college, I was asked out by an extremely handsome younger man (he was 19, I was 20) who (I later realized) felt he had to put on an act to impress me (little knowing that he'd already accomplished that just by existing!!!) So when he asked me where I'd like to go for dinner, I mentioned a nice place that I knew had good food and was reasonable.

He stuck his nose in the air and said, rather hoity-toity, "Oh that place! It's noisy, full of kids." So I ventured to ask, "Well, what kind of place did you have in mind?" "Oh - a nice place. I figure if I can get out for less than $70.00, I'm doing good." [[Note: $70.00 then would be many times that now - and we are talking about un-rich student at a state school]]. So I said I would ask around and let him know.

So I told my mom that my boy friend had made fun of my restaurant choice, and did she know of a really nice place that he might find acceptable? She obliged with the name of a restaurant that her well-off friend had mentioned but that mom had never seen. And my date and I ended up in the most outrageously palatial restaurant I have seen before or since, being waited on hand and foot like royalty. I don't think it was quite what either of us was expecting but I must say he took it very well, although his wallet must have been very empty at the end of the evening. He must have been reaching through the bottoms of his pockets.....

But you know what? For all the gilt-edged pretension, the food wasn't very good.

Amethyst
 
But you know what? For all the gilt-edged pretension, the food wasn't very good.

How about the boyfriend? - any more dates with him?

Apparently there are marriages out there being run differently than the one spouse and I have stumbled into.

Couldn't agree more, DW & I see them all the time, and usually wonder "what the heck are these guys doing married to one other?"
 
One of my more interesting dating experiences was with a nice guy from NYC who was visiting his Mom in Florida so we met . Really nice interesting guy , financially great ,very smart with one fatal flaw. He lived in NYC so he rarely drove . When we went out he took his mother's car and almost got us killed . I really wanted to tell him to pullover and I'd drive . He had no clue that he was a terrible driver .
 
Couldn't agree more, DW & I see them all the time, and usually wonder "what the heck are these guys doing married to one other?"

Every day that becomes more acceptable.

Ha
 
One of my more interesting dating experiences was with a nice guy from NYC who was visiting his Mom in Florida so we met . Really nice interesting guy , financially great ,very smart with one fatal flaw. He lived in NYC so he rarely drove . When we went out he took his mother's car and almost got us killed . I really wanted to tell him to pullover and I'd drive . He had no clue that he was a terrible driver .

Nice segue into my next dating story ;)

When I was 18 I was working for my uncle part time and he had taught me to drive at 17 so I could drive his vans and help with his business. My Dad and I then bought the very first car the family had owned and I got to drive it pretty often. (it only cost ~$200 but it was a fantastic luxury for us). I was a senior at Grammar School where I mixed with lots of toffs who came from families with pots of money in a different town from myself. I invited one of these girls from the year below out for a date. (she was very personable as well as good looking and "classy" ). My plan was to pick her up and drive out to the ancient and beautiful city of Durham for an evening at a pub by the river.

It was all very romantic and once out into the beautiful countryside driving towards Durham I turned to her and said, "I know this sounds very corny but the car is breaking down and I don't know if we can make it back :nonono:". I had increasing difficulty getting the car to change gears (it was a stick shift). The clutch pedal finally went all limp and floppy (as did my ardor at that moment) and I managed to get it into 3rd gear. Fortunately in England there are roundabouts instead of STOP signs at many junctions and I managed to drive the 10 miles or so back to my home without having to stop or stall the engine. Taking her home was the very last thing I wanted to do as where I lived was an incredible dump - a pit village with row houses, very dirty place including dogs roaming free leaving their cr*p all over the sidewalks (no one dared wear open-toe sandals in my town :whistle:).

My parents had no idea I had gone out on a date, so were very surprised when I turned up and introduced her. After a few minutes I walked with her down to the sea front, dodging the aforementioned piles of poop, and we went into one of the few pubs that I would dare to take her. (there were plenty that didn't allow women at all and in some of the others the only way to tell the difference between the men and women was that the women removed the ciggy from their mouth before they spit).

At the end of the evening we walked to the bus station and I put her on a bus home and thought that was the end of that :uglystupid:

However, she saw something redeeming in me and the following week at school she invited me out to see a movie (Jesus Christ Superstar) the following Saturday :smitten:

That date went great and all went smoothly until she invited me to go to her house and have tea with her parents :banghead: More on that later, I still get goosebumps just remembering that fateful night :(
 
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Nice segue into my next dating story ;)

When I was 18 I was working for my uncle part time and he had taught me to drive at 17 so I could drive his vans and help with his business. My Dad and I then bought the very first car the family had owned and I got to drive it pretty often. (it only cost ~$200 but it was a fantastic luxury for us). I was a senior at Grammar School where I mixed with lots of toffs who came from families with pots of money in a different town from myself. I invited one of these girls from the year below out for a date. (she was very personable as well as good looking and "classy" ). My plan was to pick her up and drive out to the ancient and beautiful city of Durham for an evening at a pub by the river.

It was all very romantic and once out into the beautiful countryside driving towards Durham I turned to her and said, "I know this sounds very corny but the car is breaking down and I don't know if we can make it back :nonono:". I had increasing difficulty getting the car to change gears (it was a stick shift). The clutch pedal finally went all limp and floppy (as did my ardor at that moment) and I managed to get it into 3rd gear. Fortunately in England there are roundabouts instead of STOP signs at many junctions and I managed to drive the 10 miles or so back to my home without having to stop or stall the engine. Taking her home was the very last thing I wanted to do as where I lived was an incredible dump - a pit village with row houses, very dirty place including dogs roaming free leaving their cr*p all over the sidewalks (no one dared wear open-toe sandals in my town :whistle:).

My parents had no idea I had gone out on a date, so were very surprised when I turned up and introduced her. After a few minutes I walked with her down to the sea front, dodging the aforementioned piles of poop, and we went into one of the few pubs that I would dare to take her. (there were plenty that didn't allow women at all and in some of the others the only way to tell the difference between the men and women was that the women removed the ciggy from their mouth before they spit).

At the end of the evening we walked to the bus station and I put her on a bus home and thought that was the end of that :uglystupid:

However, she saw something redeeming in me and the following week at school she invited me out to see a movie (Jesus Christ Superstar) the following Saturday :smitten:

That date went great and all went smoothly until she invited me to go to her house and have tea with her parents :banghead: More on that later, I still get goosebumps just remembering that fateful night :(

Don't keep us waiting too long Alan. We need your stories!

Ha
 
Well, I'm sure this story won't top any of Allen's, but here goes. In 8th grade, I had my very first date. It was a spring dance and I forget the reason but the girls could or were supposed to - I forget - ask the boy to the dance. So this nice girl I'd known since 2nd grade asked me and I agreed to go. Her mom drove us and later picked us up. Other than the fact I didn't know how to dance, the evening went reasonably well. I wore a white sport coat (no pink carnation - sorry 'bout that, Marty) and she wore a nice party dress - appropriate for a 14 year old young lady. We decided to have our picture taken together as that was a typical thing to do circa 1960.

I forgot to tell you that in 8th grade, I was exactly 5 feet tall. Fortunately, I grew another 10 inches taller by the end of 9th grade. (Imagine my parents' food bills in those days.) Said young lady was 5' 6" in flats. You can imagine how ridiculous that picture turned out. Here was this "little boy" with a nearly adult woman in a dance picture. DW still loves to drag that picture out and show it around to the amusement of friends. It figures she would do so as she has kept it since that night 50 years ago. :blush:
 
,,,,,,,,,, DW still loves to drag that picture out and show it around to the amusement of friends. It figures she would do so as she has kept it since that night 50 years ago. :blush:

What? You married your first date?
 
Nice segue into my next dating story ;)
...That date went great and all went smoothly until she invited me to go to her house and have tea with her parents :banghead: More on that later, I still get goosebumps just remembering that fateful night :(

And...And...AND.....?? :cool:
 
In college, I was asked out by an extremely handsome younger man (he was 19, I was 20) who (I later realized) felt he had to put on an act to impress me (little knowing that he'd already accomplished that just by existing!!!)
So did you keep going out for a while (subtext - did his investment pay off)?
 
I forgot to tell you that in 8th grade, I was exactly 5 feet tall. Fortunately, I grew another 10 inches taller by the end of 9th grade. (Imagine my parents' food bills in those days.) Said young lady was 5' 6" in flats. You can imagine how ridiculous that picture turned out. Here was this "little boy" with a nearly adult woman in a dance picture. DW still loves to drag that picture out and show it around to the amusement of friends. It figures she would do so as she has kept it since that night 50 years ago. :blush:
OMG!!!! That's amazing! I guess she was a very prescient 14-year-old young lady!

Audrey
 
Well, making a very long story short (not my usual style, of course) yes.;)

HEck, why not...after all, she asked YOU! And, you nver had the play the "rejection game"..........:)
 
Ok, I'll share a longish one of mine. I was in college, and for happy hour one day, we went to a local bar. When we walked in, I saw the most incredible creature that I had ever seen working as a waitress. My buddies all laughed at me. It was rude as heck, but I couldn't take my eyes off her, absolutely stunning young woman. A friend later remarked that it was the only time in my life he had ever seen me more interested in a woman than getting my drink on.........:)

The next week, we went to the same bar, and she was working again. I asked for her section and she ended up helping us. I got to meet her (Alyssa) and of course all my friends immediately started hitting on her. However, she made it clear that she had a serious boyfriend who was a football star at the University of Minnesota, etc. After deflecting all of them away, they left me alone at the table. I kept ordering all sorts of stuff I wasn't hungry for, and left her a $20 tip on probably a $25 bill.........:) I left her a little note that said: "You are beautiful and funny and smart. Your boyfriend is a lucky man. If for any reason things don't work out, I would love to take you out...signed Financedude"..........

It became a joke of sorts in the bar. The other waitresses all gave me grief, as did the bartenders. However, I am not one to give up easily. Every week, for EIGHT MONTHS, I went to that same bar, sat in Allyssa's section, and ended up getting to know her. I wrote notes to her asking her out EVERY WEEK during that time. It became a running joke. She said no every time, but thought I was unique in my approach.

My buddies gave me grief incessantly about it, but I couldn't help out, she took my breath away. However, I was beginning to think I needed to move on, because I was getting nowhere. A bold approach was needed, so I made my plans.

Alyssa's shift ended at 8:00pm. I showed up at 7:45 and asked for her. She said what's up, and I told her I wanted to go out that night. She of course said no, but then I told her to go to the front of the bar. She looked out, and there was a white limo waiting. She looked stunned, but I said:

"Look, I just want one date. If things don't go well, in your opinion, I'll have the limo take you home. I just wanted you to know that I like you very much and would like to have a fun date". She reluctantly agreed and we set off. Of course, I had flowers and champagne waiting in the limo. We ended up driving up to a really nice restaurant about 30 miles away. I was having a great time and she was too.

The night wound down, and it was time for me to drop her off. I told her I had a great time and she said she did to. I told her I understood that she had a serious boyfriend and I would not continue to ask her out if it made her uncomfortable, but that my offer still stands that I would like to go out with her if their relationship ended.

She suddenly looked quite sad, and I thought I said something wrong. Then she started crying.........:( I at this point was freaking out, what the heck had I done wrong? Finally, she dropped a HUGE BOMB on me:

At 16, she had been raped by her step uncle. He was never charged and she never told anyone. Ever since then, she did not trust men at all, and never had a boyfriend in HS. In college, she fabricated a boyfriend so her friends would leave her alone and she would not have to tell them all the horrible details.................

I didn't know what to do. I thought the worst thing possible to do would be to hug her or anything, although that was my first instinct. Instead, I grabbed her hand and held it and just told her I would be there for her, no matter what. The limo dropped us off and we talked in the dark until the sun came up. When we left I told her to call me anytime, day or night, if she wanted to talk or needed someone.

We ended up dating for almost a year. It was difficult because she was psychologically damaged and any physical act was difficult for her. Part of me wanted to confront her uncle and punch him in the face and the groin, I was so pissed. She transferred to another college, but we kept in touch for awhile. She ended up dating another guy and it got serious. I'd like to think I helped her trust men again. That was confirmed when I received a 10 page letter out of the blue from her a couple years later, thanking me for helping her, etc. It was a heartfelt letter and I knew she meant every word.......:)

Sorry for the length..........:)
 
Wonderful story, FD, wow.
 
When I was six years old, in first grade, my girlfriend Betty Blaney (also six) came over to my house after school. She promptly suggested that we take off all of our clothes and get in bed, which we did. I was intensely embarrassed when my mom walked into the room. She said "That's no way for kids to play."
 
DW still loves to drag that picture out and show it around to the amusement of friends. It figures she would do so as she has kept it since that night 50 years ago. :blush:

Great story, and you married your first date, that is just fantastic :flowers:
 
Wonderful story, FD, wow.

Ditto.

As I was reading it I was always aware that this thread was "Any Funny Dating Stories" so I was stunned at the ending, but well worth the telling under any heading - thanks.
 
When I was six years old, in first grade, my girlfriend Betty Blaney (also six) came over to my house after school. She promptly suggested that we take off all of our clothes and get in bed, which we did. I was intensely embarrassed when my mom walked into the room. She said "That's no way for kids to play."

That happened to me as well at age 5, with the little girl who lived in the rooms upstairs :whistle:

It also reminds me of a cartoon I once saw where there is a little naked boy and girl, both standing, and with the boy standing on the head of a little girl. "Okay", he says, "we've taken off all our clothes and I've climbed on top of you. Now what happens?". "I don't know" says the little girl, "but I'm getting a headache"
 
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