A tale of male ridiculousness due to testosterone:
I live in a small town where a lunatic kid brought a gun to school and shot several of his school mates. A terrible business that affected everyone in our neighborhood, since we all knew the kids who were shot.
OK, I went to the local gym that day and there were little knots of people standing around, talking about the shooting. Then one guy pipes up and says, "If I had been there, I would'a taken him down!" (refering to the shooter, a scrawny 15 year old misfit.) Other guys chimed in "I would'a jumped on him and took his gun!" "I would'a taken his ass down!!" etc., culminating in "I would'a killed the f*cker!"
I mean, guys were getting more and more heated about what they would have done, yelling and arguing about it, some guys almost coming to blows over it. It was so absurd.