Two fonts walk into a bar and sit down to order drinks. They wait for the bartender to come over, but he doesn't. They wait, and wait some more. Finally, one font shouts over at him, "Hey, can we order some drinks here?", and the bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve your type here."
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Rhotacism (speech impediment): the inability or difficulty in pronouncing the sound r.
In 2002, a tree was planted in a park in Los Angeles in memory of Beatles guitarist George Harrison. The tree later died after being infested by beetles.
Emerson Mose, the CEO of Crayola, retired after 35 years working there. He revealed that he was color blind.
The winners of an elementary school spelling bee competition in Utah received trophies with the inscription "Viewmont Spellling Bee".