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A man was having breakfast by the window in a coffee shop and sees a very strange procession heading for the nearby cemetery. A big black coffin was being followed by another big black one 20 meters behind.
After this last one walks a man by himself with a huge pitbull. And behind him 200 people followed in single file.
Filled with curiosity, the man runs out of the coffee shop and asks the one with the dog: "Sorry to bother you at this sad moment, but who are the deceased? Because I´ve never seen such a peculair funeral cortege"
The man in mourning answers: "Well in the first coffin lies my wife. My dog attacked her and killed her.
"Dear God! How horrible!. And who is in the other coffin?"
"My mother-in-law is in that one. When she tried to defend her daughter my dog killed her too"
There was a solemn moment of silence. And then the onlooker says: Errr...I say, could I borrow your dog?
The bereaved husband and son in law replies: "You´ll have to get in line"
After this last one walks a man by himself with a huge pitbull. And behind him 200 people followed in single file.
Filled with curiosity, the man runs out of the coffee shop and asks the one with the dog: "Sorry to bother you at this sad moment, but who are the deceased? Because I´ve never seen such a peculair funeral cortege"
The man in mourning answers: "Well in the first coffin lies my wife. My dog attacked her and killed her.
"Dear God! How horrible!. And who is in the other coffin?"
"My mother-in-law is in that one. When she tried to defend her daughter my dog killed her too"
There was a solemn moment of silence. And then the onlooker says: Errr...I say, could I borrow your dog?
The bereaved husband and son in law replies: "You´ll have to get in line"