Subspace Rhapsody
S02E09
This is the Star Trek musical episode. With “Subspace Rhapsody” I wanted to give the writers credit for trying something daring but in the end it achieved the same result as if Captain Pike were to make a banana/cauliflower pizza. Different and daring, but not many people are going to like it.
Still, I was willing to give it a try. Once the singing started, I admit I couldn’t look away. The show had the weird attraction of a Dr. Pimple Popper episode; eagerly watching to see what new cringe they could inflict upon you.
I was wondering, how will the writers concoct the reason characters burst into song and dance? Turns out it doesn’t really matter—it could have been drugs, or a highly contagious alien infection, or a field in space that makes you do improbable things, yeah, that’s it, an improbability field. (Much scientific hand-waving babble ensues. Field harmonics and a Heisenberg compensator, anyone?)
The problem with this episode is the highly improbable things that happen to the crew is it turns them into an angsty, introspective, blubbering self-psychoanalyst. The song’s lyrics are about each crew member’s perceived emotional flaws. Basically, they contemplate their navels.
Musically, many of the songs were surprisingly good. La’an quickly sees that the song and dance routine can be emotionally dangerous and she tries to quash her urges to sing, but she can’t resist. I liked La’an’s song about needing a new paradigm, needing to open up more to people and not be so emotionally reserved. Apparently, she was so terrified of having to sing another song that she broke direct orders and revealed her feelings to another crew member, including top secret information about time travel. No biggie though, as it apparently was La’an’s turn to disobey orders without consequences.
Nurse Chapel’s celebratory song in the bar about her life changing due to an educational opportunity was done with panache. Uhura’s song about her self-revelation that she’s always there for everyone else and when will she get a break(?) was rousing. Spock’s song about being dumped fell flat. So did Una’s song about…what was Una’s song about?
Pike’s angst was about whether or not he should take a vacation with his girlfriend, even singing about it while on the bridge. Really? Pike’s emotional problem was whether or not he was treating his girlfriend properly? Remember the subplot from S01 about Pike having visions of the future and his own death? And his efforts to find a way to change that possible future? I would think that would rise to the level of angst before a decision on whether to go camping or to a tourist trap for vacation.
And speaking of someone that should have been singing of his inner conflicts for the entire episode, what about Dr. M’Benga? The doctor with the Hippocratic oath who is secretly a killer? I would think that would generate some angst on the supernova scale. But no, he barely whistles in this episode. Maybe the autotune couldn’t fix his voice.
The sets seemed better than usual. We get to see the insides of a Jeffries tube which looks surprisingly accurate to the those seen in TOS. Spock’s viewfinder at his science station on the bridge gets a nice nostalgic look. While obviously lip-synching, the actors seemed to enjoy themselves. Pike cooks. Spock doesn’t smile. No strange new worlds are explored.
There is a final show-stopping musical finale that ushers in this week’s deus ex machina moment. (I did enjoy the scene of the Klingons being “infected” with song.)
This is an episode that I will never watch again. Never. However, it was not as bad as I thought it would be. I want to give it a 4 out of 10 because it’s so cringe-worthy and contrived. I want to give it a 7 because it is daring and different. I’ll split the difference and give it a 5.5, which is higher than I thought I’d rate it based on the previews.