When we first bought into our Senior Community in Florida, we soon became hosts for potential buyers. The deal was two free nights, a pontoon boat tour of the lakes, and deluxe dinner. The accepted "best" restaurant in town, (now closed) was the choice. The new couple were very excited, and we were pretty sure they'd buy. It was an elegant night... wine, lobster, steaks etc... Half way through the meal... (the new couple were sitting across from DW and me in a booth)... we saw it. Aargh!
What to do?
Crawling up the back of the booth, behind the lady guest, was a medium sized Palmetto bug (cockroach). DW and I spotted it right away, but our guests were totally unaware. We watched, awestruck as the bug crawled in a few circles, then down on to our guest's dress... shoulder, then down the front and around the side. The crisis passed... the night was a success... our consciences have bothered us ever since.
BTW... they bought, and we received a free meal voucher for the 2nd best restaurant.
What would you have done?
"There once was a man from Carew,
Who found a large mouse in his stew...
Said the waiter "Don't Shout,
And wave it about, or the rest
Will be wanting one too."