I would have lost that bet.
It was in April of 1997. There I was, only 37 years old. Standing in the lot at CARMAX looking at buying something needed. Needed but definitely not wanted. Not a vehicle that screams down the highway but one that clogs the parking lot of local farmers markets. Not a vehicle that causes your pulse to race but one that brings chills to a young man’s heart. I was looking at buying, horror of horrors,……a minivan. (shudder)
Due to an increasing need to haul gear for the photography business, a larger vehicle was called for. Yes, yes, my friends. I tried an SUV. Nope, didn’t work out. Not the kind of storage I needed. Had to sell it. So we return to the dreaded ride of any man in his 30’s. The ride of soccer moms everywhere……the common minivan.
Babe magnet? Nope. Zip factor=zero. Cool factor=none.
Like a trip to the dentist, it’s not something you look forward to; it’s something that you just want to get done. So carefully selecting a basic model, a Plymouth Grand Voyager, suitable for the task, I suppressed the instinctive male gag reflex while quickly signing the papers and then drove it off the lot.
Somehow here we are 20 years later and yup, we are still together. She’s far from showroom new. 2o years of hauling everything from photo gear and furniture in her early life to the lumber, mulch and the driveway pavers she hauls now have taken her toll. The electric locks don’t always work. The AC is marginal at best, the headlights are hazed over and occasionally the speedometer decides to take the day off. But the hand crank (yes ,hand crank) windows still work and she starts up every time. Like that strange relative or an old friend, we’ve come to overlook her shortcomings and just appreciate having her around. She’s now our weekend “truck” and could almost drive herself to Home Depot.
Still; if you would have bet that 37 year old me $1000 dollars that he would still occasionally be driving that same minivan 20 years later he would have thought you crazy. And well my friends, I’d have lost that bet.